Sydney Harbour Cruise

Captain Cook Cruises

Sydney Harbour Cruise leaves Circular Quay

Sydney Harbour encompasses quite a large area.  It includes many nooks and crannies that go by names such as Darling Harbour and Circular Quay.  Everything from city scapes to mulit-million dollar homes to nature preserves dot its shores.  Miles of white sand beaches sparkle in the sunlight reflecting off the clear blue water.

In Australia for our daughter’s wedding, we had a day or two for sight-seeing after she left for her honeymoon.  The wonderful family she had stayed with as a high school exchange student let us stay at their house and treated us to a harbour cruise.  They lived in the Blue Mountains, about an hour out of Sydney.  While staying with our daughter we mostly traveled by train, but this time we went to the city by car.  On what us Americans would consider the wrong side of the road.

We found parking within a reasonable walking distance from the harbour.  We did not have a whole lot of time until the boat left so we scurried toward the pier and looked for our boat.  We looked and looked, but could not find it.  Finally they asked someone working for the cruise line where to find it.  At the other harbour they said.  We went to King Street Wharf and needed to go to Circular Quay.

What to do now?  We had no time to get back to the car and drive over, and definitely not enough time to walk there.  Water taxi to the rescue!  We hopped aboard a water taxi, and arrived at the correct harbour in time to board before the boat left the dock.

Sydney Harbour

On the Sydney Harbour Cruise

Rows of chairs on the top deck offered a clear open-air view.  I think they had inside seating down below, but we sat outside so I am not sure.  They had a little snack buffet set up for nibbling at will.  We got our munchies and found a seat.  Soon the boat pulled away from the dock.  We felt the wind of motion on our faces and the warmth of the sun on our backs.  Specks of light danced on the water like nature’s glitter.   The  eyes of the passengers shined brightly with enjoyment, mostly hidden behind dark sunglasses.

The boat went around Sydney Harbour into all the little nooks and crannies while a guide explained the points of interest.  Houses of rich or famous people, some with private underground access to the water.  Beaches popular or isolated, some with nude sunbathers.  They also pointed out some of the various subsections of Sydney.

view from the water

Opera House and Bridge

We saw the opera house from the water, and the underside of the famous Sydney Harbour Bridge.  We toured with Captain Cook Cruises, but I’m sure any cruise line would give a good tour. Some offer sailboat or catamaran tours.  Harbour cruises are available as a day trip on their own, or as a shore excursion when stopping in Sydney on a cruise ship.

Sydney Harbour Bridge

under the bridge

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A Saddle Goes to Sea

Wilderness Discover at Fishermen's Terminal, Seattle

Wilderness Discoverer

“You can have one if you pay for it yourself.”

So my mother said many years ago when asked if I could have a horse.  Much later I found out that really meant no, as she thought that would never happen.  Never underestimate the determination of teens or tweens.

Tabu & Tumbleweeds 4-H club

Tabu wears the saddle in 4th of July parade

I saved almost everything I got from babysitting, a paper route, allowance and gifts.  I even tried to get a real job, but nobody would hire anyone under 16.  Finally I saved up enough money to buy a horse.  Not knowing anything about them, my parents allowed me to buy a 6-year-old unbroke gelding named Tabu who had been a stallion up to age 5.  I chose him because I thought he was pretty.

I soon found out you can’t ride pretty.  With the determination and blind luck of a child, lots of time and patience, and some outside advice good and bad, eventually Tabu became rideable.  Mostly in those days I rode bareback.  Once in awhile though, I took him to a 4-H show, and for that I really needed a saddle.  Part Arab and part Welsh, at 13.2 hands, by today’s standards he would definitely be a pony.  Back then though, at least where I lived, most of the horses were around 14 hands.   A 15-hand horse, considered a small one now, looked quite tall then.

Horse saddles seemed too big and pony saddles too small.  Nothing really seemed

old western saddle

the saddle

right for him or comfortable for me.  Then my friend, Anne, sold her pony and got a new horse.  She had a western youth saddle she had used on her pony.  It didn’t fit the new horse, and she rode him English anyway.  So she lent me her old saddle.  It fit Tabu perfectly, and also turned out to be the only western saddle I ever really felt comfortable in.  I still rode bareback except for parades, shows, or practicing for shows though.  That never changed until several years later when I bought my first English saddle.

Time passed, we grew up and moved on with our lives and lost contact with one another.  She had never asked for the saddle back, or had any reason to want it before we graduated and moved on.  I have since lent out a saddle and a pony cart, which also became perma-borrowed.  After a time I no longer even had any ponies that would fit them and never really wanted them back. I haven’t asked and they haven’t offered, so from the other side of things I can understand that odds are Anne never really wanted her saddle back either.

I got married, moved to the country, and bought a stallion named Gems Midnight Oil.  In spite of his chestnut color, he had always been called Midnight, the time of day he was born.  I got him as an unbroke 2-year-old.  He was so gentle we had a cat that used to jump from the stall wall onto his back and ride him around before any people ever rode him.  Cats do some strange things.

Once trained, he was gentle enough that I could put the good old western saddle on him and ride double with my small children.  After my son started kindergarten, I would ride to the pre-school a couple miles down the road with my daughter, and drop her off there.  I could take a ride on the trail a short distance away, then pick her up on the way back home.

The down side to a stallion is the need to promote him to get customers for breeding.  Before owning him I had only gone to horse shows occasionally for fun.  After showing him nearly every weekend during show season for several years, I never wanted to see the inside of a show ring again, and haven’t shown a horse since unless you count the just-for-fun parent/leader classes at the fair, which I did some during my years as a 4-H horse club leader while my kids grew up.

he LOOKS innocent enough.....

Gems Midight Oil

Midnight’s best moment in a show came in a class where he didn’t even get a ribbon.  A mare in heat stopped right in front of him, lifted her tail and did what mares do.  Unable to go around because of another horse and rider in the way, I had to stop too.  By the time the judge looked over, the mare had got going and he saw only me stopped for no apparent reason.  But the fact that no impromptu breeding happened in the middle of that show ring was worth more to me than any blue ribbon ever could be.

Another time, we got lost on the way to a show at an arena where we had never gone before.  We got there just in time to unload, saddle up, and ride straight into my first class.  No warm-up time at all after quite a long trailer ride.  Midnight and I won first place in that class.

Eventually his foals began to mature enough to realize they were nothing special.  With quarter horse stallions pretty much a dime a dozen in our area, there really didn’t seem to be a whole lot of reason to raise a bunch of mediocre horses.  So we decided to get him gelded.  Normally horses will calm down and become much easier to handle after gelding them.  Since Midnight was already calm and easy to handle, we didn’t really expect it to change him.

A horse who had never bucked as a stallion suddenly became a bucking bronco after getting gelded.  They need exercise when freshly gelded to keep drainage moving and swelling down.  Normally the horses are younger and this is done on a lunge line, but as he was older and already rideable he could go under saddle.  One day I had just started off on a ride for his daily exercise.  We had just gone around the corner when he decided to throw a major bucking fit in the middle of the road.  So far he had not managed to throw me, but when he bucked so hard the saddle cracked we parted company.  Considering this happened on a paved road, I felt quite lucky to land on my feet, reins in hand.

I couldn’t ride in that saddle any more, but just didn’t feel right about throwing it out since I never officially owned it.  Not that I could have found Anne to give it back, or her me to ask for it since so many years had passed since we last had contact with one another.  Not likely she would want a broken saddle anyway.  For lack of anything better to do with it, it ended up in the hay loft.  There it sat for over 20 years gathering dust and cobwebs.  Amazingly enough it never molded, which must say something about the quality of leather used back when people took pride in their work and made things to last.  Newer things mold when ignored in the tack room for a few months.

One fateful day last fall we took a tour of the Wilderness Discoverer in drydock with a

bar on the Wilderness Discoverer

Captain Dan rides the saddle

group of media people bound for Alaska to test the new InnerSea Discoveries itinerary.  As we toured through the ship, Captain Dan Blanchard enthusiastically told us of his renovation plans.  When we got to the bar area he mentioned a desire to decorate it in early forest service lodge mode.  Then he said if anyone had any old outdoorsy items they would like to donate he’d be happy to accept.  No doubt he meant things like antlers or old fishing lures.  But my mind drifted to that dusty old saddle sitting up there in my hay loft.

At some point in the tour I got the chance to ask if he would like the saddle.  He said yes, mentioning that he might possibly turn it into a lamp.  Several months later I checked to see if he still wanted it and to make arrangements for delivery.  Given time to consider it, only his prospective use for it had changed.  He had decided to turn it into a bar stool.  I dragged it down from the hay loft and gave it a good cleaning before bringing it to the InnerSea Discoveries/American Safari Cruises office in Seattle.

The next spring I went to the ship’s christening ceremony.  I had hoped to get some pictures of the saddle-turned-barstool while I was there, but they had not figured out how to mount the saddle to the stool yet at that time.  Shortly after they got it done, but as the ship had set sail for Alaska, I did not get a chance to take any photos.

That is how a broken old saddle got rescued from years of uselessness and gained a new life as a bar stool on the Wilderness Discoverer.  Now it rides the waves instead of the trails.  If it could talk it would probably say how happy it felt to be the center of attention after decades of nothing but spiders caring whether it existed or not.

InnerSea Discoveries ship

Saddle Bar Stool on the Wilderness Discoverer

 

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Sydney

Blue Mountains, Australia

Gray Kangaroo at Euroka Clearing

Never let your daughter be an exchange student.  My daughter, Sheri, went to Australia the second half of her senior year in high school with the famous last words “It’s only for 6 months.” Ten years later, she’s still there.

Katoomba, Australia

The Three Sisters, Blue Mountains Australia

Between then and now we had our first visit to Australia for her wedding. I arrived first, my niece Jen came the next day, and John a week later.  During that trip we mostly saw Sydney and the the Blue Mountains since we did not venture too far from where she lived.  Although I arrived in Sydney via airplane, it is a cruise ship port.

Sydney, Australia

Aboriginal playing the didgeridoo

In between shopping for something to wear to the wedding, baking a wedding cake, and attending her hen’s night, we managed to cruise on into Sydney a few times. We found boatload of things to do in Sydney and the surrounding area.

The family she lived with as an exchange

cop car, Sydney Australia

Can it out run a bicycle?

student took us to Katoomba.  A formation of three craggy rocks known as the three sisters dominates most views of the Blue Mountains there.  We rode the world’s steepest scenic railway down the mountain for a hike on a boardwalk through an ancient forest of fernlike trees.  Remnants of the former coal mine lurked along the trail.  After looking up at the trees from the trail, we looked down on them from above while riding the sceniscender tram back to the top.

at the Opera House

Sydney Opera House

In Sydney, Sheri took us to The Rocks, the historic neighborhood where the first English settlers lived.  She said the G’Day Cafe there had the best kebabs in all of Sydney.  We bought our lunch there, a chicken wrap in Lebanese bread with things like tabouli and hummus.  A short walk down a steep hill brought us to Circular Quay where we found a bench to sit on and enjoy our kebabs.  We had a great view of ferries and other ships coming and going, and local street performers doing their thing.

The big red kangaroos most people think of when hearing the word kangaroo live in the outback.  Smaller gray kangaroos live in the Blue Mountains near Sydney.  At Blue Mountains National Park, wild gray kangaroos living in Euroka Clearing let visitors get almost close enough to touch them before they hop away.  Flocks of wild cockatoos live in the park as well as many other areas near Sydney.

Sydney Opera House

more fun than attending an opera

We did not see any koalas in the wild, but we did see some at Featherdale Wildlife Park in Blacktown.  We fed wallabies and emus there and saw all sorts of other critters, including white peacocks.  They had regular peacocks too, and the most interesting one of all, a half-and-half.  Not blue and white mottled or or splotched randomly all over the bird. Half of it looked like a regular blue peacock, the other half like a white one.  As this happened some time ago I don’t know if that one is still there.

shop in Sydney

What were they thinking?

One day walking around Sydney we found some interesting things.  The girls had a good time posing for pictures with a tiny police car parked near the train station.  Walking through the Asian district, we came across a store with a name that left us puzzled.  We did not go inside to see what they sold there, one can only assume words mean different things in other languages.

Sydney, Australia

Queen Victoria Building

Intricate architecture of an earlier era graced the green dome topped Queen Victoria building.  Massive stained glass windows surrounded the doorway.  Inside, a three-story tall Christmas tree decorated the shopping area.  Outside around the Sydney area, many jacaranda trees bloomed in full purple color.  The locals say when the jacarandas bloom you know Christmas is coming.

Hiking across the Sydney Harbour bridge offers great views of

hiking the harbour bridge

Sydney Harbour Bridge

the opera house as well as the harbour.  Doing the bridge climb probably brings even better views, but we did not want to spend the kind of money that tour costs.  At the opera house, we had a great time sliding down the slanted walls.  So did a lot of other people.  On our next visit to Australia, we faced the disappointment of signs saying not to climb on the slanted walls.  Which is, of course, necessary to slide down them.

Sydney Opera House

no more fun at the opera house

Sydney has great mass transportation, the trains  even take people to the airport. Sydney even has a Kings Cross Station.  It did not, however, have a platform 9 3/4. We traveled all around the area on the trains there.  All the tracks go either over or under the roads, no railroad crossings to interfere with the car traffic in the busy city areas.  We did not see a railroad crossing on a road until quite a ways up the Blue Mountains where smaller towns have a lot less traffic.

Where trains don’t go, busses do.  They also have light rail from Central Station to Darling Harbour.  John liked that one a lot as Darling Harbour had a casino where they had just started having poker tables, so he found it pretty easy to beat the players there at that time. He also enjoyed Paddy’s Markets, as he loves to haggle prices with people selling things in their booths at open marketplaces around the world.

Darling Harbour

birds like cafes too

We stopped in a cafe at Darling Harbour that had one side open air rather than a wall. The birds liked it as much as the people.  An Ibis searched the floor for crumbs while a seagull perched on a table looking for handouts.

Sydney also has a hop on hop off double decker bus, which offers a choice of a city tour that stops at many tourist attractions throughout the city, or one that goes out to Bondi Beach.

huntsman spider

Australia is known for having all sorts of deadly creatures.  They do have a few

Sydney, Australia

Jacaranda Tree

benign ones though.  While staying at Sheri’s host family’s house, we saw a huntsman spider crawling on the wall.  While quite large, and looking somewhat like something made from pipe cleaners, it is not poison.  They did say to check our shoes before putting them on, as small poisonous spiders could lurk inside.

Sheri and her new husband left for a honeymoon to Fiji shortly after the wedding.  We stayed around another day or two, and her former host family treated us to a Sydney Harbour Cruise before we left for Hawaii, our stop on the way home.  Sydney is a day ahead of us, minus a few hours, so according to the time of day, we got to Hawaii before we left Sydney.

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How to Speak Australian

Sydney, Australia

Sydney Harbour Bridge

How to speak Australian:  Fosters is not, so the Aussies say, Australian for beer.  On my first visit, the cash-strapped youngsters claimed everyone drank VB (Victoria Bitters.)  Now older and of better means, they prefer microbrews.  So apparently they all have their own opinions just like people in any other country.

To truly speak Australian, talk really fast, run all the words together, and leave off half of each word.  If an American understands a word you said, try harder.  Also add r’s at the end of words where they don’t belong, and leave them off where they do.  Use lots of z’s, especially in names.  Lauren becomes Lozza, Sheri Shezz.

An Aussie once told me that they speak with their mouths, while we speak with our throats.  Aussie, by the way, is pronounced Ozzy.

Other Australian lingo:

Jen at Sheri's house, Australia

Jen tries VB

car park – parking lot or parking garage

trolley – shopping cart

nappy – diaper

whinge – whine

mum – mom

heaps – lots

lollies – candies

chook – chicken

bloke – guy

bottle shop – liquor store

Macca’s – McDonalds

jumper – sweater or sweatshirt

cot – crib

pram – large stroller

capsicum – bell peppers

rissoles (pronounced rizzols)- hamburger patties, eaten without a bun

bangers & mash – sausage & mashed potatoes

op shop (opportunity shop) – thrift store

bubbler (pronounced bubbla) – drinking fountain

bin man – garbage man

Australians in America get quite a big kick out of seeing a Roto-Rooter truck drive by.  Rooting in Australia does NOT mean cheering for your favorite sports team…..

Australians have hen’s night instead of bridal showers.

We have the jackalope, they have kangawallafox and drop bears.

After a tasty meal, an Aussie might make a comment about the beautiful food.  Walking down Main Street, looking in shop windows displaying anything but food, one might say it looks delicious.

The people we visited slowed down a bit and said one word at a time so we could understand them. Asking a random person on the street for directions brought blank stares from us as he might as well have spoken a foreign language since we didn’t understand a single word he said.

On the flip side, some of our common words they don’t like at all.  At least some of them don’t.  When my daughter said we needed to buy some sandwich fixin’s, her Aussie husband went ballistic.  So the next time they came here I just had to pull food packages out of the pantry to show him that said things like “chili fixin’s” or “salad fixin’s.”

I couldn’t find an actual package of anything that said fixin’s on it just now, but I did get the shelf from a display that used to hold salad fixin’s brand croutons.

see you Aussies, fixin’s IS a real word (sort of)

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Westerdam Private Tour

driving the ship

Bridge of the Westerdam

Many parts of the ship, while essential to the day-to-day function, remain unseen by most cruise ship passengers.  Being media does sometimes have advantages.  The wonderful staff on the ship arranged for us a private tour of the out of view areas of the Holland America Westerdam.

Captain of the Westerdam

interview with the captain

First we met with the captain for an interview on the bridge.   He talked about the multi-national crew.  People from all over the world work on cruise ships, but the majority on Holland America come from Indonesia or the Philippines.

Several other people besides the captain drive the ship.  In fact he has many other duties and usually only drives it himself going into or out of ports.  So the odds are he was not the one at the helm when the ship hit ice in Alaska.  Luckily it sustained only minor damage.  I guess that shows that in spite of the fact that CCC (cheap Chinese crap) has taken over most of our stores, SOME things are built better than they used to be.  The Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks, the Westerdam hits ice and goes on her merry way with just a dent below the waterline.

We learned a lot in our interview with the captain (who is from Holland), but forgot to ask the most important question of all.  On average, how many passengers get left behind at each port?

big ship, tiny wheel

Some interesting features of the bridge include that each of the little windowed areas that stick out beyond the rest of the ship have a set of controls.  They can use these for docking, and stand on the side where they can see everything as they dock.  Mostly the ship gets steered by computer, but it still does have a tiny steering wheel in the middle of the rather large navigation area.  Nothing nearly so impressive as the large wooden captain’s wheels of yesteryear.

in the kitchen

Next we proceeded to a tour of the bowels of the ship.  First we saw the kitchens.  It’s nice to know they have separate areas for preparing different sorts of food.  Vegetables have their own area, as does baked goods.  Fish has a room of its own, so they have no chance of cross-contamination.

baked animals

At the bakery we saw a rack of really cute baked animals.  I’m not sure what they used them for as I did not see them served anywhere where I ate on the ship.

ice carver

What’s in the fridge?

We saw quite a selection of enormous walk-in refrigerators and freezers.  Most held large quantities of one sort of food or another.  Then they opened the door to yet another refrigerator.  There, on a pile of ice shavings, stood the same crew member who had given an ice-carving demonstration by the lido pool a few days earlier.  Only this time he was carving a new ice sculpture in a refrigerator.  More private, but a lot colder.   Later we saw his latest work at the dessert buffet.

inside the refrigerator

The lower decks may not look as fancy as the passenger areas, but they serve their purpose.  On the crew deck, they have two dining rooms.  They serve food from the homelands of the majority of the staff.  We saw hallways leading to the crew quarters, but not the rooms themselves.  That is the crew’s private homes.

mountain of laundry

The laundry puts any public laundromat to shame on sheer size alone.  Walls lined with a multitude of oversized washers and dryers.  Mountains of laundry, each one alone probably larger than the entire total of linens and clothing owned by the average family.

roller iron

Then they showed us the big roller iron thingy.  You could put a whole sheet through that thing and iron it in one go.  We really enjoyed seeing the inner workings of the ship where most passengers never get to go.

fish room

We had a great time on our Caribbean cruise on the Westerdam.  We love Holland America and look forward to sailing with them again sometime.

in the fridge

yet another fridge

flowers in the fridge

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How to Fold Cruise Ship Towel Animals

hanging towel monkey

hanging towel monkey from Holland America Westerdam

Towel Animals delight most passengers on many of the major cruise lines.  I haven’t cruised on all of them (yet) so I can’t say for sure if everyone has them, but so far all the big ships I’ve sailed on with Carnival, Holland America, and Norwegian had daily towel animals.  I’ve learned a lot about folding towel animals since I first wrote this blog, and now have all sorts of other blogs about folding individual towel animals.  Some even have videos.

how to fold a towel penguin

Click photo for instructions on how to fold this easy towel penguin

For instructions on folding specific animals, go to the towel animal page where you will find photos of every towel animal on the blog. Clicking photos on the towel animal page brings you to the blog with the instructions for that specific animal. There are all sorts of different animals from ships there as well as some of my own creations and holiday towel animals. Some are very easy like the penguin and others more difficult like the fire breathing dragon.

towel dragon

click photo to see how to fold this fire-breathing towel dragon

Continue reading for my first-ever towel animal folding blog.

body type A towel folding instructions

Carnival book instructions

The art of towel animal folding seems to elude most cruise ship passengers, just as it once eluded me.   I’ve gone to the towel animal folding demonstrations on more than one cruise.  While quite skillful towel folders, cabin stewards do not usually have English as their first language.  Sometimes their demonstrations can be pretty hard to understand.  Getting a good seat for a demonstration poses a challenge on some ships as well.  On the Poker Cruise to Mexico that we took on Carnival, I actually bought a towel folding book.  Alas, it does not have enough pictures or detailed enough instructions for my towel folding challenged brain to understand.  (Although I can fold the animals now I still think the book could use more information.)

I wrote a short blog once with a towel animal poll.  (You can still vote, the poll never closes.)  Since then I have gotten google hits from people looking for towel folding instructions.  So I thought I would dust off the towel folding book and give it another shot.

Amazingly enough I actually made a pretty good body, something I never managed to do before.  No comment on the heads.

For body type A,  (as shown in the book instructions above) start with a full sized towel laid out flat.

Roll both ends toward  the middle.

roll ends toward middle

The rolls should be even in size when they meet at the middle of the towel.

towel animal folding

roll ends until even rolls touch in the middle

Fold in half with the rolls to the outside.

towel animal folding

fold with rolls to outside

Then pull the corner of each roll until it sticks out a little bit.

towel animal folding

pull ends out of rolls

Take hold of two corners next to each other (the ones on the same side of the roll) with one hand, and the other two with the other hand and pull the corners until the rolls pull into legs and the body is tight.

towel animal folding

pull the corners tight

Keep pulling until it looks like a finished body with four legs.

how to fold towel animals

finished body

how to fold towel animals

Carnival book rabbit head

Now we need a head for this random headless creature.  The bulldog head instructions seemed too hard, so I tried making a rabbit instead.  It pretty much turned out looking like a dog.

Use a hand towel for the head.  Fold in half crosswise.

how to fold towel animals

fold towel in half

Fold in half crosswise a second time.towel animal folding

Fold the corners down like two triangles.  If it looks more like the picture in the book and less like mine it will probably look more like a rabbit and less like a dog.

Tuck the pointed side in and roll both sides to the center.

towel animal folding

tuck the pointed side in

Try to do a better job than I did.  If you have more towel to pull out the rabbit will have longer ears.

cruise ship towel folding

pull up corners for ears

Decorate with sunglasses, or bits of cloth or paper or stickers.

Click link for a new blog with photos and video of stateroom steward folding a towel rabbit.

cruise ship towel animal folding

rabbit looks like a dog

Towel Creations book by Carnival Cruises

Carnival body B (and C) instructions

I made a donkey for body B, but I got lazy on the body and just took the one I’d already made and put it in a sitting position.  It probably would have looked better if I made a new one.  The rolls got a bit loose moving it around too much making different animals out of the same body.

body B (sort of)

towel animal folding

donkey head

Use a hand towel for the donkey head. Fold it in half lengthwise.

Then fold the corners down so it sort of forms a triangle.

how to make a towel donkey

fold corners down

Fold the pointy end down and then fold the corners so it makes a smaller triangle.

cruise ship towel animals

pointy end folded down, and one side folded over it

folded into a smaller triangle

Roll both sides to the center.

towel animal folding

roll both sides

While holding the rolled sides together, pull the forehead down and tuck it so the head stays rolled.

Shape the mouth and ears, then set it on the body and decorate.

towel donkey

my lame donkey

For anyone else who is as bad at towel animal folding as me, I invented a couple of my own no-fail, so easy anyone can fold it towel animals.

First the snake.  Start with a full-sized towel.  Roll it so one end is small and pointy and the other end wide.

easy towel folding

snake body

Use a washcloth for the head.  You can pretty much fold the washcloth however you want so it looks like a head.  Folding it in half diagonally and then folding the two ends down to the midpoint works pretty well.  Or just crunch it up into a head shape, that works too.  Pretty much anything works, different snakes have different shaped heads.

towel snake

snake head

Put the head on the body, add eyes and a tongue and that’s it, easiest towel animal ever.  In this new blog, I have instructions on how to make a snake using just one towel.

towel folding for beginners

my towel snake

For the butterfly, use a brightly colored towel.  Fold it in half crosswise.

fold in half crosswise

Then squish in the middle and fluff out the ends like butterfly wings.

butterfly wings

For the body, roll a washcloth with one end pointy and the other end wide.  Tuck in the edge on the wide end to make the head.

butterfly body

Put the body on the wings and decorate.

my butterfly

I’m much better at folding towel animals now.  Plus I discovered that most of my issues with heads when I wrote this blog were due to the fact that my hand towels are not the right proportions for it.

making a towel crab

Towel Crab

This is my new invention, the towel crab.  I’m working on a series on folding individual towel animals. Each animal will have step by step instructions with still photos and some have a video of a stateroom steward folding the animal.  It’s easy to make sure you don’t miss any upcoming animals.  Just follow My Cruise Stories on twitter or networked blogs, “like” My Cruise Stories facebook page, or click the link on the sidebar to get an email or RSS subscription.  Posted now: rabbit , frog, easy seal, hanging monkey, one-towel snake, pig, gorilla. turtle, cat, dog, elephant, dinosaur, penguin, bear, pigeon, better seal (sea lion or walrus), turkey and stingray, and more.  Another easy-to-make towel folding project, which also comes in useful as a gift, is the towel cake.  For more towel animal instructions check out the towel animal page.

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cruise ship towel animals

Norwegian Sun’s towel rabbit

Holland America’s towel butterfly

cruise ship towel animals

Holland America’s towel dog

towel lobster

Holland America’s towel lobster

Norwegian Sun’s towel elephant

somewhere in Australia

Lauren’s towel elephant from Hotel Padma, Bali

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Double Ship Christening

Wilderness Discoverer at Fishermen's Terminal, Seattle 2011

Crew of the Wilderness Discoverer awaiting the Christening

On a day most of the world spent enthralled with the royal wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton, InnerSea Discoveries hosted a royal event of their own.   On a small pier at Fishermen’s Terminal in Seattle a crowd gathered.  Nowhere near the size of the crowd in England waiting for a glimpse of the prince and his bride, but for a small-ship cruise line whose adventures in Alaska are geared to avoid crowds of any sort, this was a rather large gathering.

Wilderness Adventurer and Wilderness Discoverer

Sisters at the dock

The Wilderness Discoverer sat tied to the dock, her sister ship the Wilderness Adventurer tied to her side.  Behind her sat the Safari Explorer, and across from her bow the Safari Spirit, both of American Safari Cruises, the parent company of InnerSea Discoveries.

The afternoon began with tours of the Wilderness Discoverer and the Safari Spirit.  Meanwhile the Safari Explorer admitted passengers on board, bound for Alaska as soon as the festivities ended.  Work continues on the renovation of the Wilderness Adventurer, soon to make her debut.  The Wilderness Discoverer also had passengers loading for her “maiden” voyage,  a weekend cruise to the nearby San Juan Islands.

American Safari cruises provides a more luxurious place to stay while exploring

Kayaks in Alaska

the wilds of Alaska, Hawaii, or Mexico, but InnerSea Discoveries is all about adventure.  Large cruise ships travel port to port.  These ships travel cove to cove, exploring all the wild places the big ships sail past.  Guests touch, smell and sometimes even taste nature only seen in passing from major cruise lines.

I had the chance last September to experience the InnerSea Discoveries itinerary on a media cruise aboard the Safari Quest of American Safari Cruises.  This was the adventure of a lifetime, one I would recommend to anyone who wants to see the real Alaska, away from cities, tourist shops, and crowded ports.

LaConte Fjord

On that cruise, we watched whales swim freely in their natural habitat, hiked on Forest Service boardwalk trails, and in one place bushwhacked our own trails.  Passengers kayaked in waters inhabited only by fish and seals.  While the rest of us went hiking one day, my husband caught a 60 lb halibut while out in a kayak by himself.

Kevin, the expedition leader, took us on a skiff tour through a fjord full of ice bergs.  Everyone got to touch and even taste one.  Walking on Baird Glacier, our group discovered that up close glaciers are not so white and pure as they look from a distance.  Trusty Alaskan tennis shoes make the best footwear for walking through the squishy jello-like mud on the glacial moraine.

Wrangell offered a visit to Chief Shakes tribal house and a jet boat ride up the

Black Bears, Neets Bay Alaska

Stikine River.  At Yes Bay we went salmon fishing with Yes Bay Lodge, saw black bears at the Neets Bay Fish Hatchery, and took a float plane ride over the Misty Fjords.  All these activities took place on the Eastern coves trip from Juneau to Ketchikan.

Before we left for that trip, we saw the Wilderness Discoverer in dry dock in Ballard, undergoing the beginnings of a complete renovation.  InnerSea Discoveries has taken two vessels once destined for the scrap yard and given them a rebirth as comfortable vessels bound for adventure.  Each ship had an underwater camera installed so passengers can watch fish swim under the boat on the flat screen TV in each guest room when the boat anchors up.

passenger cabin

The rooms seem small at first glance, but on this sort of cruise the room is just a place to sleep.  During the daytime, when not out hiking, kayaking or viewing the scenery from a skiff, guests will likely spend their time in the hot tub or watching the scenery go by.  Not much time for sitting in a room, even though these rooms look much nicer than in their past life on these boats.  Where once they had glorified camp cots, they now have real beds.

The newly renovated dining room had tables set up for a meal, and a buffet

counter just waiting for the addition of food.  Self-serve espresso and coffee accompanied by hot chocolate and Tazo tea stood invitingly on a counter top under a rack of cups.  The bartender at the well-stocked bar waited patiently to serve any guest desiring a drink.  A large flat screen TV at the bow showed scenes of wild Alaska, with racks of books on either side and plenty of places to sit.

On the stern of the boat, they have a kayak launcher.  Passengers get in the kayak on the back of the boat and it slides out on rollers into the water.  Upon return to the ship, the kayak rolls right back up again.  No need to climb in or out of the boat in the water.

Ral West on the Wilderness Adventurer

Christening the Wilderness Adventurer

Time came near for the christening.  I staked out a spot on the bow of the Safari Spirit where I had an unobstructed view of the bow of the Wilderness Discoverer, and just one pole to either work around or include in any photos of the Wilderness Adventurer.

Captain Dan Blanchard, owner of American Safari and InnerSea Discoveries climbed up on a podium on the dock.  He mentioned that the green color of the hulls symbolizes both the green practices of the company and the Forest Service boats of Alaska.  After a bit of history on the company, and how they came back with a bang after once nearly going under, he turned the microphone over to business partner Tim Voss.  He had his say and then Captain Dan introduced the captains and some crew for both vessels, as well as the ladies doing the honors of breaking champagne bottles for the christening.

First each lady, Naomi Sture on the Wilderness Discoverer and Ral West on the

Naomi Sture

Christening the Wilderness Discoverer

Wilderness Adventurer, gave a little speech.  Naomi, a long time at one point only office employee of American Safari, referred to herself as the godmother of that vessel, and asked for a divine hand to always keep it safe.  Ral talked a bit about the history of how her and her husband acquired the two vessels when Glacier Bay Cruiseline went under and immediately thought of Captain Dan as the right person to lease them to.

Both christeners held up a green leaf (or at least a green cedar branch at any rate) which Dan said historically symbolized a safe return to dry land after a voyage.  The captain of each ship is to keep that safe through this inaugural season, and throw it into the water of the Ballard Locks when they return to Seattle next fall.  They broke the champagne bottles simultaneously, followed by loud horn blasts from all four ships.

Captain Dan called Captain Marce of the Wilderness Discoverer and Captain Jeff of the Wilderness Adventurer up to the podium with him.  After hugs and handshakes, he officially handed power of control of each ship to its captain.  For Marce this is somewhat of a homecoming, as she once captained the Wilderness Discoverer under Glacier Bay, and was the one to bring it in for its final docking under their ownership and hand over the keys.

Finally Captain Dan announced that the inaugural season has sold completely out.  Plans of a one-ship with just over 40 passenger capacity expanded to two ships with 60-70 passenger capacity.  It seems the time has come for this venture.  Prospective guests may want to plan ahead and book for next summer now.

I wish them well in this project. While I haven’t sailed on these ships, I know their itinerary provides an excellent adventure.  Its a wonderful and memorable vacation not available anywhere else that I am aware of.

Update 2014:  InnerSea Discoveries has now combined with American Safari Cruises under the name Un-Cruise Adventures.  They have added more ships as well as other destinations, with more new places to visit in the works for future voyages.

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Westerdam Dessert Buffet

Holland America Westerdam dessert buffet

Cake Bear oversees the Dessert Buffet

ice sea horse

All the major cruise lines I’ve sailed with have a late-night buffet.  What they serve, or how many people attend most nights, I have no clue.  One night out of each cruise though, they always have a dessert buffet.  That one multitudes of people attend.  Why wouldn’t they? Rows and rows of tables covered in cakes, pies, cookies, and all manner of tasty sweet treats.  All those pounds people put on on a cruise?  Yeah, this one event alone could probably double it.  Well for people who don’t exercise control at any rate.

On the Holland America Westerdam, they opened the doors to the buffet a bit early for photography.  A far smaller crowd than the one soon to descend on the food like a flock of hungry vultures burst through the door armed with as many different kinds of cameras as there were people.  All with just one goal in mind, that perfect picture representing the wonderfully tasty and beautifully displayed bounty of deliciousness.

What to photograph first?  The flowing milk fountain, numerous ice sculptures, or

Caribbean Cruise 2010

milk fountain

the creative arrays of the desserts themselves?  I found a deserted place to start snapping shots of the goodies and worked my way around the room from there.  I’m not an assertive photographer, so I work much better away from the crowd.

When photography time ended and the crew released hungry hordes upon the waiting treats, we found ourselves in the perfect position to slide right into the front of the line.  First crack at all that wonderful stuff.  What to eat?  Decisions, decisions, it all looked so good.  We didn’t make it past the first table before we had more dessert than we needed on our plates and went to find a place to sit down and eat it.

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Parasailing Saves the Day

Parasailing by the Holland America Westerdam

Parasailing at Half Moon Cay

We reported at the assigned meeting place for our parasailing adventure on Holland America‘s private island, Half Moon Cay, at the scheduled time.  Just the two of us and one other guy.  We waited in the sun for a bit, sometimes seeking shade in a nearby planter.  Finally someone from the boat crew showed up.  We walked down to the dock, and there, attached to the back of the boat, sat the pale yellow and white sail.

parasailing half moon cay

the fantastic parasail boat crew

“They guaranteed us the bright yellow and red sail at this time slot,” John said.  “I scheduled this excursion for the pictures I can take, that one just won’t do.”

Turned out the boat with the red sail was already out with other people.  Luckily the other guy was very patient.  He didn’t care what color sail we had, he just wanted to parasail.  And he wasn’t in too big of a hurry to mind them catering to our whims.

The boat crew were all fantastic.  The rest of the island workers should take lessons on customer relations from them.  They decided to take us out on that boat, and meet the other one on its way back so we could transfer to the one we wanted.  It made it to shore before that happened so we turned back and changed boats at the dock.  All the while the crew smiled.  Whatever they may have actually felt, they acted like they wanted nothing more than to make us happy.

We had the last parasail excursion for the day, so the crew had no need to hurry

Half Moon Cay

landing on the ship?

back for another group.  They asked who wanted to go first.  We both looked at the other guy and he happily strapped on the parasail gear.  We watched him have his go, and snapped a few photos.

Next John went up.  I had my camera, he had his.  He took aerial shots, I took shots of the parasail, the crew operating it, whatever looked photo-worthy.

Then my turn came.  I had parasailed once before, in Cabo San Lucus on a poker cruise to Mexico.  They also had the boats like the ones at Half Moon Cay where the crew sends you up and winches you down from the back of the boat.  You never have to get wet or try and land on the water like the old style boats some other places have.

parasail boat

Half Moon Cay from above

I brought my trusty lumix underwater/shock proof camera up and had a great time getting a variety of aerial shots.  Sometimes I even remembered to put the camera down and just enjoy the ride for a few minutes.  John said he never did that on his turn.  But his idea of fun on any excursion is more to take pictures of other people enjoying themselves than to have any fun of his own.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, the boat crew worked willingly with John, placing me where he wanted for his photos.  I got some great close-ups of the Westerdam while he had them making it look as if I would land on it for his photos.  They brought me down to where my feet nearly touched the water behind the boat, and then sent me back up again.  Something not normally included in that ride, but again

Half Moon Cay

my feet parasailing

they worked with him on whatever he wanted for a picture.  No objections from me, I got an extra long ride!

We loved the parasailing.  It saved the day for us at Half Moon Cay.  None of our other plans there had worked out the way we wanted.  After the parasail adventure, we left with a good feeling about the island instead of the letdown we felt after the horses didn’t swim and the snorkel gear rental didn’t go well either.  I would definitely recommend parasailing for anyone who visits Half Moon Cay, unless they are afraid of heights.

above Half Moon Cay

parasail boat

When our parasail trip ended, we caught the next tender back to the Westerdam.  We joined the never-leave-the-ship folks for some uncrowded time on board.  Having skipped lunch, we enjoyed some veggie burgers for “linner” at the Lido Grill.  It stays open at odd hours when most other restaurants on board close.

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Half Moon Cay

Holland America Westerdam

Westerdam at Half Moon Cay

Following our disastrous horse “swimming” experience, we decided to make some use of our time at Half Moon Cay.  On our way back to the tender dock, we watched two boats with parasails in the air.  One had a bright red and yellow sail, the other pale yellow and white.  As we walked past the delicious aroma of the barbecue, John decided he wanted to go parasailing.  Like just about everyone else on the island, I would have liked a bite of lunch.  He did not want to take time to stop for it, and since I have a major aversion to waiting in any line I can avoid, I agreed.

We stopped at the welcome booth to book the parasailing.  John insisted we must get the boat with the brightly colored sail.  The other one just won’t due for photos, he explained to the exasperated person behind the desk.  The only time they could give us where they guaranteed the right boat split our remaining time on the island into about half before and half after.

Half Moon Cay tender

random people on the island tender

We caught the tender back to the Holland America Westerdam.  First thing ditch the long pants and shoes required for the horse ride and get shorts and sandals.  We already had swimsuits on since the horses were supposed to swim.  Or at least that is what the blurb on shore excursions said.  We grabbed a small bag of fishing jigs and headed back to the island to rent some snorkel gear.

Gear rented, we headed to a deserted stretch of beach in between the roped-off swimming area and the part where the horses go in the water.  No we didn’t plan on fishing.  We wanted to take some underwater videos of the action of each jig to post on the websites where I sell them so people would know for sure which one they wanted.  I brought one each of the same size and color of the Point Wilson Dart candlefish, anchovy, and herring, and also a Deep Stinger.

Underwater video camera and jigs in hand, we headed out to the water, slyly

stingray

stingray and bonefish

keeping the jigs from view of any passing lifeguard just in case they weren’t allowed.  Under the water we went, only to find it much too murky for any good video footage.  Strike two (strike one was the horse ride).  Back on the beach we ditched the jigs in our beach bag and decided we might as well at least make use of the snorkel gear.  We swam out a ways, though the water never got deep.  Finally we spotted something other than sand.  A stingray and its companion bonefish.  (Attracted no doubt by the jigs….)

john snorkeling

snorkeling at Half Moon Cay

I turned on my trusty underwater camera and started snapping a few shots when suddenly a lifeguard in a rowboat appeared.  He seemed sure we were in some sort of immediate danger and must head back to shore immediately.  Where that danger came from I haven’t a clue.  No sharks in the vicinity, no boats anywhere near, and if we wanted to stand up and walk back to shore rather than swimming, we could.  Well there was that one lone stingray, but since they have a swim with the stingrays adventure on the other side of the island I don’t think the remote possibility of meeting Steve Irwin’s fate was the problem.  We returned the snorkel gear, figuring it was useless if we couldn’t go out far enough to see anything but sand.  Strike three.  Much later I did find a map of Half Moon Cay showing a designated snorkel area on the other side of the swimming beach past the kid’s playground.  Perhaps we’d have found something to see had we gone there.

Most people probably have more fun on Half Moon Cay than we did.  It does have beautiful beaches and plenty of activities to do.  Some probably just hang out in the bars.  It just seemed that none of our plans worked out.  Usually I’m easily amused. Now that it’s all over, the whole safety gone awry thing with the horse guides and life guards overreacting to every little thing does seem a bit funny. It didn’t at the time though.  We felt pretty down until parasailing saved the day.

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