Noumea Tree to Tree Adventure

Posted on April 21, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

two obstacles in course 1

For our visit to Noumea, New Caledonia on Carnival Splendor we booked an excursion called Tree to Tree Adventure. Our adult daughter Sheri came with us on this cruise. She’s a competitive ninja so this excursion was right up her alley. Her competitions have obstacles similar to those seen on American Ninja Warrior except they are over mats instead of water and not on TV. Hers are mainly in Australia since that’s where she lives. Competitions like that are where the people on the show get their experience before they are ever on the show.

Sheri harnessed up and ready to go

The excursion turned out to have a very small group for a cruise ship excursion with a van of just 10 people. About half an hour’s drive up a mountain brought us to an adventure park called Koghi Parc. All of the courses were built entirely by the couple who run it, which took them about 2 years.

Sheri on course 3

The small group from the ship were the only ones there besides the owners for our 2-hour visit. There was a bench people could leave things on that they couldn’t take on the course, but might want access to between courses and a place to lock up things they brought, but wouldn’t need while there. There was also an outhouse near the starting area.

John ready to start an obstacle in course 2

First we were all given harnesses and leather gloves. It’s important that the gloves not have holes in them since you use a gloved hand to brake at the end of the ziplines. Sheri’s gloves had holes so when she asked about it she was told to throw that pair in the garbage and given a new pair. Stopping yourself on a zipline with a gloved hand used to be standard on all ziplines, but it’s been years since we’ve seen one that didn’t have some sort of self-stopping feature at the end. Most often a giant spring, but we have seen other gizmos. The ziplines at the Tree-to-Tree Adventure are not as long or as steep as a lot of the self-stopping ones we have been to in recent years. Those were all zipline specific places whereas the tree-to-tree adventure is more of an aerial obstacle course with ziplines to transport people from one obstacle to another.

practice course

Once everyone had their gear the owners explained how to use it including how to hook and unhook the carabiners that are used on the safety lines throughout the course and how to use the bit that rides along the top of the ziplines. There are 2 very small practice courses there where everyone has to make sure they can properly use all of the equipment before moving on to the actual courses. People have to be able to clip and unclip the carabiners on each obstacle and to place the pulley bit onto ziplines by themselves. When not on a zipline it hung from a loop on the harness or sometimes fell off, which could mean a smack in the leg.

Sheri on a zipline in course 2

On the zipline courses we have done there was always a pair of people who worked there that did all the clipping and unclipping of equipment and lines, but on this course people did it all themselves. Sheri said ropes courses she has done are also do-it-yourself with clipping and unclipping the equipment so it seemed normal to her.

obstacle on course 1

The cruise ship excursion includes the option of doing 3 of the 4 available courses, or if you don’t want to do a harder course you can repeat the easier ones. Course 1 is the easiest and course 4 the most difficult. Everyone was required to start with either course 1 or 2.

John on a rope obstacle in course 2

We started on course 2. You have to work your way through various obstacles to get to the ziplines, of which there are several on each course. Obstacles are mainly made of ropes, logs, and cables. There are nets to climb through, tunnels to crawl through, and quite a variety of different hanging things where you move from one to another to cross to the next platform. Some of the obstacles are easy, but others take some effort to get through. Everyone else started with course 1 so we had course 2 to ourselves.

platform at the beginning of course 1

Both carabiners are hooked to a cable while on any obstacle or zipline. On the platforms in between there are places to hook and unhook as you work your way around the platform to the next obstacle. The two carabiners are at each end of a connecting line and work as a pair where only one can be opened at a time. You have to hook one to the next cable before you can unhook the other one meaning that you are attached to a safety cable at all times while moving through a course.

Sheri climbs a net on course 4

At the end of each course there is a little device to lock one end without actually attaching it to anything so that you can unlock the other one and leave the course. All 4 courses start and end at various places along the trail leading down into the forest from the top area where they store the equipment and give the instructions with course 1 being the first one you come to on that trail and course 4 the last.

two obstacles on course 2

On course 2 where we went first the obstacles are hard enough to pose a challenge to most people, yet not so difficult that they can’t finish. The owners did say if anyone got stuck somewhere to call for them, but we did not hear anyone do that. Since all obstacles have a cable that people are attached to as they cross if they couldn’t get through it any other way they could always use that cable to help them get across.

cargo net on course 3

After the 3 of us finished course 2 John didn’t want to do any more so Sheri and I moved on to course 3. The most challenging obstacle in that one was a set of 3 cargo nets with space in between and at the end of each it wasn’t just a straight gap to the next one, but also an offset requiring turning around to face the other direction. At least that was the one I thought was the hardest. Probably because my foot slipped through one of the holes in the net and it was kind of hard to get it back out on a swinging net.

the skateboard sort of thing

The most fun and unique obstacle on course 3 was a little rolling platform on two cables that you pulled a rope to bring back to the platform you were on from the one where it ends and then rode it over like a skateboard to the next tree.

obstacle where you crawl from one tunnel into another on course 3

Course 3 was difficult enough that when we finished it I went back and did course 1 rather than moving on to course 4. Sheri being a competitive ninja breezed through all of the obstacles on course 3 and went on to do course 4. That one included a bonus group of even harder obstacles at the end that people could choose to do or not. She breezed through that course as well, followed by 2 young guys who were the only other ones to try course 4. They made it through with great difficulty and a lot of screaming like little girls. She tried to give them advice when she saw them struggling, but they didn’t always listen even though they had seen her pass through all of the obstacles without any trouble.

angled poles on course 1

Course 1 had one obstacle I thought Sheri would really like that involved the cable passing through two rows of angled poles so you had to go back and forth on the two cables at the bottom changing cables at each pole to get around it. Since everyone else had done that course first it was wide open with nobody on it by the time I went there.

Sheri in course 4

Since John had only done one course he asked if Sheri could go do course 1 for one of his so she would get to do all of them. I asked if I could do that one again with her so we both did course 1 together. Since John had 2 courses he hadn’t used they let us do that since it still averaged out to 3 goes on a course for each of us.

net tunnel on course 1

I had a very small water bottle in a pocket that was snapped shut on the leg of my pants, which disappeared during my first round on course 1. My main suspect was a rope net tunnel for having snagged the pocket and let that out so when we got to that obstacle I looked for it on the ground and sure enough it was there. After we finished I asked the guy who ran the course if there was a walkable path out to underneath that obstacle so he asked if I had lost something and then he went out and found it for me.

slats in course 1

There is a minimum height requirement due to spacing on some obstacles as well as a minimum age of 6.  There is also a maximum weight of 110 kg which is about 240 pounds. They weighed one big guy in our group before letting him on the course. He must have made it under the 240 pounds since they let him participate. Each course has a maximum height as well, which is shortest on course 1 and gets taller with each course as the numbers rise.

swinging baskets in course 1

This is a very unique excursion and quite fun for anyone who is physically active and in relatively good shape. It’s not for small children since besides not being allowed if they are under 6, they would not be able to reach the safety cable from a lot of the obstacles nor could they step from one bit to another on the ones that are spaced farther apart. It would not be a good choice for anyone who is afraid of heights or who has any mobility challenges or who is not physically active. Closed toed shoes are required, glasses need a strap, and the harness is easier to manage with pants that are longer then where the harness hangs to. Sheri had some issues with her shorts being shorter than where the harness sat on some obstacles. Long pants, capris, or long shorts are a better option than short shorts.

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A Walk In the Clouds

Posted on April 17, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

suspension bridge

Costa Rica

Costa Rica is a country in central America sitting north of Panama and south of Nicaragua. It has coastlines on both the Caribbean Sea and the Pacific Ocean. Within the country’s 19.730 square miles there are beaches, volcanoes, and jungles. About a quarter of the land is protected jungle. The capital of the country is San Jose. Spanish is the official language and money is the Costa Rican Colón. One US dollar was equal to 501.84 CRC at the time of our visit, but with the dollar’s falling value it is only worth 455.96 CRC now.

Puntarenas Costa Rica Cruise Port

Holland America Nieuw Amsterdam docked in Puntarenas, Costa Rica at the Puerto Caldera cruise ship dock. Unlike many cruise ship port stops on long cruises that go to lesser visited places, this one is not in a container port. Two ships fit on a long dock and excursion busses pick up and drop off passengers right in front of the ship. Puntarenas has a warm humid tropical climate. Highs average between 86 to 95°F (30 to 35°C). Lows rarely fall below 74° F. Total annual rainfall averages about 1603.5 mm (63.1 inches). 

Costa Rican flowers

Cruise Ship Excursions in Puntarenas

Excursions offered from the Niew Amsterdam included Aerial Tram, Tarcoles River& Lunch; Sloth sanctuary, botanical garden, oxcart factory & lunch; Aerial tram, butterfly garden & sloth sanctuary; Rain Forest Canopy Zip Line & Aerial tram; Villa Blanca Storytelling & Cultural experience; Discover Costa Rica (historical landmark & botanical garden); botanical garden & oxcarts; Andalusian horse show; butterfly garden; Corobici river raft float, scenic drive & lunch; Sky walk in the forest; Jungle crocodile safari; Panoramic scenic ride (bus tour; motorcoach transfer to San Jose; Simply Puntarenas – historical and cultural sites; Tortuga Island & beach break; Villa Blanca cloud forest & photography experience; A walk in the clouds; Scarlet macaw sanctuary & mangrove cruise; Eco tropical mangrove river cruise; and Costa Rica’s countryside & coffee experience.

flower in the Costa Rican cloud forest

A Walk in the Clouds

We booked an excursion called A Walk in the Clouds. The cruise ship description was as follows:

TOP 3 REASONS TO BOOK

Spectacular hummingbird aerobatics at an open garden

A bird’s-eye view of the cloud forest

Agua dulce (a traditional drink) and a Costa Rican lunch

ABOUT THE EXCURSION

Discover the richness of the cloud forest as you walk along beautiful trails, with striking green vegetation morphing into weird and wonderful shapes before your very eyes. Your tour starts with a short downhill walk leading to an open hummingbird garden, where many species of these tiny, brightly colored birds casually perform spectacular aerobatic maneuvers.

After this mesmerizing and strangely addictive experience, head to the first of four suspension bridges that collectively cover a half-mile of elevated trail, offering a bird’s-eye view of the cloud forest. Each bridge stretches between 95 and 253 feet and is suspended up to 126 feet above the ground. As you continue hiking among rivers and cascades, your naturalist guide will point out the most outstanding features of the misty forest. Several bird, butterfly and small mammal species inhabit the area, and plants such as orchids, heliconias, ferns, bromeliads and other species of aerial plants are part of this intriguing natural habitat.

Taste some delicious agua dulce (a traditional drink) and enjoy a hearty Costa Rican lunch. On the ride back to the ship, you will stop at El Jardín to browse in the souvenir shop.

Notes:

Wear comfortable closed-toe walking shoes. The tour operator suggests a minimum age of 8 years due to the walking required (time and distance); however, parents of children who are enthusiastic explorers are invited to use their discretion. Not advisable for guests with mobility limitations. Wear long pants; bring rain gear and a jacket.

view of a creek from a suspension bridge

The Actual Excursion

A long line of people snaked through the hallway of the Nieuw Amsterdam in an attempt to get into the shore excursion meeting place in the ship’s theater for all of the excursions in Costa Rica. Since all of the departures were fairly close together that meant pretty much everyone with an excursion. Ours was at the latest scheduled departure time of 11:45 even though it was one of the day’s longest excursions at nearly 7 hours. After seeing the long line in the hallway we headed to the theater earlier than otherwise planned and made it inside before our scheduled check-in time of 11:25. If an excursion has more than one bus it pays to arrive in time to get assigned to the first one because generally the first bus gets the best guide. If there are multiple busses and you end up on the straggler’s bus the guide is usually horrible. At least that’s been our experience from excursions past. This one only had one bus, as did the majority of excursions at this port.

The first few excursions were running late on the times they got called out due to congestion in the hallways and on the pier and something going on with the Caribbean Princess docked next to us. By the time they got halfway through calling the excursions they had started to catch up, and when they got to ours they had gotten ahead as we were called out at 11:30. A perfect example of why people need to be there by the check-in time because those waiting for the departure time to show up may find their excursion has already left.

We had a pretty long bus ride from the coast up a mountain to the cloud forest. The narrow winding road had not been designed with large tour busses in mind. It took both lanes to make the turn on quite a few of the curves. At one we came upon another bus coming the opposite way, neither of which saw the other until the corner where both stopped abruptly before ours slowly inched past the other one as it waited. There was more traffic behind each of them so backing out of the way wasn’t an option for either bus.

restaurant up on a mountain

Eventually we made it to our destination, which started with what the excursion description said was a traditional Costa Rican lunch. It was raining pretty hard while we ran from the bus to the restaurant, but by the time we finished lunch the rain had stopped. It was cloudy the whole time we were there, but I guess that’s to be expected in a cloud forest. It’s in the cloud though so it’s actually fog at that elevation rather than looking up at clouds in the sky. The lunch included rice, beans, salad, Pico de Gallo and a choice of fish, pork, or chicken. Drinks were Costa Rican coffee or white or red juice of unknown origins. I had the white and it was quite good. Linda tried the red and said it was good as well. People who drink coffee said it was as excellent as the tour guide claimed Costa Rican coffee to be. According to him they grow only the finest coffee beans and pick them all by hand so only the ripe ones are used which makes very expensive coffee, most of which is exported to large companies in the USA including Starbucks and Duncan Donuts who then blend it with lesser varieties.

The guide was very informative and talked quite a lot on the way to and from the excursion. He mentioned their ecosystem starting at the coral reefs and working its way up through mangroves and other things up to the cloud forest and beyond, though I don’t remember all of the different stages. He also said Costa Rica has no army. I had previously heard them referred to as the Switzerland of Central America so no army and staying friendly and neutral to other countries is probably why. They have not had an army for 76 years since a former dictator disbanded it figuring if there was no army then there wasn’t anyone in the country who could kill him. They do however have army ants which may explain a t-shirt that said Costa Rican Army depicting an ant wearing army gear.

coatimundi in Cozumel

After lunch we took a little walkway between the restaurant and some gift shops out to a back deck. There was a coatimundi in the bushes and a worker putting parts of bananas on a tree either to attract those or sloths. We went to a place in Mexico once where coatimundi were unafraid of people and begging for food under the tables of an outdoor restaurant. This one was much shier. It popped out of the bushes long enough to nose around briefly down below the deck before disappearing back into the bushes. It was too far away and too fast to get a good picture of it.

zipline near the restaurant

There was a rack of zipline equipment on that deck because the place also does zipline tours, but that was not part of our excursion.

The busload of people got divided into two groups. Half followed our bus tour guide out onto the trail and the other went with a local guide. The driver was from the other side of the country so we waited for the local one figuring he would know more about that specific area. Probably a good choice because he definitely knew a lot about the place where we were.

We headed down some stairs and onto a trail which first passed by a bin of walking sticks which the guide recommended for anyone who might want something to help with balance as touching anything in the forest is not a good idea. Not even handrails as you never know what may be lurking on them and the forest was full of tiny assassins.

frog

We hadn’t gone far before the guide found a little frog sitting on a leaf. He said so long as nobody scared it away with a flash it would stay there. One by one everyone filed by and took their pictures and sure enough the frog stayed right on that leaf.

hummingbird

Soon the trail came to a small clearing full of hummingbird feeders. That area was their hummingbird garden. I thought we would see the sort of brightly colored tropical hummingbirds with really long tails like the ones I had seen at the top of Mystic Mountain (home of the Jamaican Bobsled Roller Coaster) in Jamaica, but the ones in the Costa Rican cloud forest looked similar to the sort we have at home, though they are not actually the same kind. There were not a lot of them, but enough that everyone got to see at least one and attempt to take photos of the speedy little birds. They didn’t hold still at all. Even at the feeder they just took a quick sip before flying off.

venomous little snake

The guide had some sort of light pointer to show us things we otherwise wouldn’t see. He pointed out a tiny snake wrapped around a small tree branch near a hummingbird feeder. He said it was a venomous viper that eats hummingbirds. He also warned us again not to touch anything in the forest because that wasn’t the only poisonous thing we weren’t likely to notice. A bite from that snake would send a person to the hospital for several days. It blended in so well to the tree branch that nobody other than the guide would ever have seen it if he hadn’t pointed it out.

poisonous caterpillar

Later down the trail he pointed out a very large caterpillar. He said touching it would also send a person to the hospital for a couple days. It would eventually turn into a beautiful swallowtail butterfly. I did see some small yellow butterflies in that jungle, but not close enough for photos. The caterpillar was quite large for a caterpillar. Though much shorter in length, its body circumference was probably pretty close to the same as the little snake.

bridge

The first two bridges we crossed had support structure underneath, but the rest were all actual suspension bridges. None of them were out in the open where anyone could get a good photo of them though.

switchback on the trail

We walked down a trail that was steep enough to have switchbacks in some places.

suspension bridge

There were a lot of bridges to cross. Some long and some short.

guide with an open cacao pod

Eventually we came down to a viewpoint just above a creek. While there the guide picked a cacao pod and opened it up to show everyone the seeds that are what gets made into chocolate. He let people each take one to taste, but at that point they don’t really taste like chocolate.

crazy looking caterpillar

Later the guide pointed out another caterpillar of a different species than the first one. It was also big for a caterpillar, poisonous to the touch, and would eventually become a beautiful butterfly. This one sported some crazy appendages. It sort of looked like a caterpillar version of a poodle.

bug carapaces

Along the way the guide found various things to show us including some sort of bug carapaces and the spines that were once used to make the blowdarts that use the poison from the little poison dart frogs. He said that poison can either be cooked out of the meat or will dissipate on its own from an animal after an hour or so making meat hunted with that poison safe to eat, whereas snake venom would render the meat unusable.

bungee jump platform

In one spot we could see something high above our trail that looked like half a bridge ending in wires. The guide said it belonged to a different company that used it for bungee jumping.

Though the excursion description only mentioned walking downhill, we also walked uphill on the way back up to the starting point. Some of the people not expecting an uphill hike were huffing and puffing by the time we reached the top. Due to the excursion description people likely assumed that the bus would meet us somewhere down the hill rather than back where we started at the top.

stairway on the trail

We passed over suspension bridges on the way up as well as the way down. The trails had lots of switchbacks and some stairways as well as all of the bridges. We took a loop route that only repeated the very first part of the hike between the restaurant and hummingbirds.

We got back to the hummingbird garden when we were nearly to the end of the hike. There was a wild hyderanga growing there that I hadn’t noticed the first time, but it just had one bloom. A bit farther up the trail I spotted a black caterpillar on the back of a leaf that the guide did not point out. I don’t know if that one was poisonous like the other two or not.

flower by the trail

The excursion wasn’t exactly the same as the description, but it was nice for anyone who enjoys hiking through a forest, is in shape enough to handle hiking on rough terrain, and can keep their balance well enough without holding onto anything for suspension bridges that are likely to sway and bounce a bit. The bridges do have handrails, but as our guide pointed out you don’t actually want to use them since one of those poisonous forest creatures could be sitting on it. We quite enjoyed the tour.

Not everyone followed the directions for this excursion because there were some wearing shorts and even a couple in sandals, but they weren’t turned away. The sandal people were lucky that none of the poisonous critters we saw were on the ground.

The people running this tour did not say to remember your bus seat number and don’t take someone else’s seat like they had on a previous excursion we took on this cruise. When we got back on the bus somebody had taken our seats and refused to give them up so we had to find seats elsewhere which isn’t easy. Everyone else plans to return to the same seat on the way back that they sat in for the trip there and we didn’t know where on the bus the seat stealers came from. Eventually found one that nobody else claimed. On the excursion we took in Aruba the guide said a fight broke out on their bus when someone sat in the seats where somebody else had started out which was why they said not to take anyone else’s seat. It’s also common courtesy not to take other people’s seats, and makes loading the bus a lot faster at each stop if people just go back to the same seat each time.

garden by the gift shop – still in the cloud

Probably somewhere around halfway back we stopped for half an hour at a gift shop. They had some little free samples of chocolate, coffee, and liquor. Behind the shop there was a garden on a hillside and a little enclosed butterfly garden that looked like it was in the process of getting an expansion. Most of the butterflies were perched either on plants or walls with their wings folded so they looked like half a butterfly. The ones that flew around were too fast to catch with the camera other than taking a video, which one person did. The seat stealers left their stuff on the seat so we couldn’t get our original seat back after that stop.

butterfly with its wings folded together

After another hour or so on the bus made it back to the port. On all my previous cruises having your ship card (or medallion if it’s Princess) was required for getting on and off the ship. On this cruise they just scanned our faces rather than our ship cards. We still needed to take the cards in each port though because getting back into the port whether on foot or on a bus they always need to see everyone’s card.

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Majestic Princess Mini Suite

Posted on April 14, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

Majestic Princess mini suite

The mini suites on Royal Class Princess ships like the Majestic Princess are quite a lot larger than their balcony cabins. These rooms run close to 300 square feet while standard balcony cabins are closer to 220.

small closet with shelves

The room has lots of storage space. At one side of the entrance to the room there’s a large open walk-in closet with a hanging bar and upper shelf and a smaller closet with doors that has 6 shelves, of which one holds the room’s safe. A door from that area leads into a larger than average for a cruise cabin bathroom with a bathtub.

room layout

Moving on into the room, there’s an area with what can be one or two beds as is usual for cruise ships.

nightstands

Princess has wider nightstands than found on some ships which means bigger drawers and a larger shelf as well as more space between the beds when they are separated.

couch area

A set of curtains which can be pulled all the way across sits between the bed area and the space with the couch. In this room the couch could be used as a bed and it also had a drop-down bunk.

bunk

That portion of the room has an even larger nightstand as well as a desk containing several drawers and a refrigerator. Twice daily room cleanings meant that the bunk could go up in the daytime and only be down at night when it was needed.

balcony

The balcony is long and narrow and had two chairs and a small round table.

usb ports

The room had two TV’s. It also had two American outlets over the desk and one other one. There were 2 USB ports by one of the nightstands, but no outlets at the nightstands or USB ports on the desk. Motion lights under the nightstands and desks were intended to make light for anyone getting up in the dark, but we had to block the nightstand ones with extra pillows at night to keep them from coming on any time people move in bed if the blanket hanging over the edge moves at all. The blanket was just a heavy quilt, there was no separate top sheet so it was either heavy covering or nothing other than getting creative and using a bathrobe or towel for a lighter bed covering. There is space under the beds to store suitcases.

view from the balcony end of the room

Some ships have either motion lights or a low-level light that stays on in the bathroom which are more useful than the lights that this ship had. Especially the low-level one that stays on because then there’s no need to turn on a bright light if using the bathroom at night whereas the motion ones go dark after their set time. Plus if the light is inside the bathroom rather than out in the room it is less likely to disturb other people in the room when one person gets up in the night.

magnets

There was more than the average amount of open magnetic wallspace, which is useful for hanging anything magnetic. We had a lot of magnetic hooks that were empty at the start, but by the end of the cruise they all had something hanging from them. Even with a bathtub sized space for the pull-across clothesline there wasn’t always room to hang everything for three people so the still too damp to put away swimsuits would end up on hooks making room for the wetter ones in the bathroom. Other ramdom things came and went. Some hooks held hats, sweatshirts, or bags the entire time. We also had some little magnets for holding up paperwork. We always bring a print-out of the itinerary, and we had excursion information and tickets for things booked outside of the cruiseline. Sometimes there is information from the ship that is worth hanging too.

duck maiilboxes by the door

The doorway to our cabin was indented from the hallway, paired with the cabin next door which gave us some magnetic wallspace to hang decorations and duck mailboxes. Ours were the only duck mailboxes on this ship so we had more raiders than traders this cruise. We were a bit away from the elevators down a dead-end hallway so there wasn’t a lot of people passing by. Some came specifically looking for the duck mailboxes.  The door was also magnetic, but the wall was stronger so a better place for hanging things.

bath products

The shower had body wash and one labeled as a combo shampoo and conditioner, but it did nothing for conditioning so if you want conditioner that actually works bring your own. It’s disappointing when even the nicer rooms on cruise ships don’t have separate conditioner, which seems to be the case more often then not.

sink

The sink had liquid hand soap and hand lotion which was nice because not all ships have either. Some just have bar soap and no hand lotion.

bathroom

We did not have to ask for towels for 3, the room was already set up for 3 people. We did ask for extra hangers, but that’s pretty much a given on any ship even with just 2 people in the room. The stewards will always bring extra hangers if asked. There are rarely ever enough to start with unless the previous person asked for extras and the steward left them when they checked out.

walk in closet

Sometimes it seems that the things you ask for online at registration are just ignored, but on the Majestic Princess the bathrobes were already in the closet as requested online at registration. Standard balcony cabins on the Princess ships are pretty small so if you have the budget for a mini-suite it’s definitely worth the extra cost. The mini suites have a lot more space. They are both longer and wider than the standard cabins. Mini suites have both a desk and a full-sized couch whereas standard balcony cabins just have a desk and deluxe balcony cabins have no more space than standard ones, but replace the desk with a small couch.

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Decor on Holland America Noordam

Posted on April 10, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

Noordam in Kona

For the most part the décor on Holland America Noordam is pretty tasteful, especially when compared to that found on some other cruise ships. Ships in Holland America’s Vista class, which includes the Noordam, were all originally done in something of an old world elegance style. While the Westerdam was modernized (to its detriment in my opinion as the modern furniture was quite uncomfortable and the new atrium centerpiece ugly), the Noordam seems to have retained much of its original charm.

Noordam atrium

I haven’t cruised on Zuiderdam, the 4th of Holland America’s directionally named ships, but the other three at least had atrium centerpieces of similar style, yet different from each other. The Westerdam’s crystal sailing ship was the nicest, but was replaced with an ugly gray spiral. Last time we were on the Oosterdam it still had the original crystal globe in the atrium. The Noordam had a less intricate and more colorful centerpiece, supported in a gold framework as were the others.

Noordam stairway art

Noordam’s stairway art was different on each of its three stairways. The front stairway had a sequential series with pictures of different renditions of the Noordam throughout the years, starting with the first Noordam and ending with the current one. There’s probably only so many ship names that end in dam. All of Holland America’s ships end that way (even the cruiseline calls them the dam ships sometimes.) When one ship of a particular name retires a new ship assumes that name so there have been a variety of different ships named Noordam.

stairway art

The middle stairway had encased ship models of old sailing vessels on most decks. Each one looked different in size and style. There were other models of old vessels in other areas of the ship as well. Old ships also appeared in some of the ship’s other artwork.

stairway flower painting

The aft stairway had old style Dutch flower paintings. These are likely to be found somewhere on Holland America’s ships, due to the tie-in with Holland. At least on their ships that we’ve been on anyway. Regardless of where our Holland America cruises start or end they all seem to end up taking place on the same few ships. The Noordam cruise was our first one not on the Westerdam, Oosterdam, or Veendam.

hallway painting

Pictures around the hallways to the staterooms seemed to have a theme around each deck, but not the same theme on all decks. Things like paintings of old-time scenes likely in the Netherlands, or old black-and-white photos from early sailings on ships from Holland America Line.

cruise ships love odd statues

Like all cruise ships the Noordam had lots of statues. Cruise ships love odd and ugly statues. Most of the ones on this ship fit in with the general old-time theme of the majority of the other decor around the ship. Around the elevators there were disembodied heads from various old Dutch royalty. Some painted with colors and some just gold. Other areas had things like faux ornate fish statues, or other things that all appeared old-world style.

whole statue and a close-up of a tiny duck hiding in its yellow ear

There was one multi-colored statue that did not fit in with the decor of the rest of the ship. It was a life-sized lady with random stripes of yellow, red, white, black and blue. This statue was a popular place for people to hide and find ducks. Mostly in its hands, but we did find a tiny one yellow one blending in inside of the statue’s yellow ear.

wall mural in a public hallway

Other artwork around the ship included large murals and carved wooden pictures, generally following the old-world scenes or sailing ships theme. This does not include the section with the art for sale because there’s always some really odd paintings there as well as some nice ones.

small vases of flowers

Flower arrangements around the ship initially looked perfect enough to be fake flowers, but since some of those flowers wilted and got replaced during the journey at least some of the flowers were real. Flower arrangements are also a popular place for hiding ducks. The ship had some really big fancy ones, but I neglected to take photos of anything but a small row of vases.

row of identical statues

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Easter in the Panama Canal

Posted on April 5, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

Nieuw Amsterdam

Our cruise on Holland America Nieuw Amsterdam passed through the Panama Canal on Easter Sunday. Although it was Easter, most people spent the day canal watching and there wasn’t a lot of Easter activities on the ship. There probably wouldn’t have been anyway even without the distraction of the canal that day. There were Easter decorations in the Lido buffet and some special Easter food items throughout the day. Some passengers put up their own Easter decorations on their stateroom doors. There was also both a catholic mass and a non-denominational service scheduled for the day. They had those throughout the cruise so they weren’t specifically scheduled just for Easter, though I assume they would have had Easter themed services that day.

For our part some of the ducks we brought to hide during that cruise were Easter themed ducks. Little bunny ducks, some hatching out of Easter eggs, that sort of thing. I also made some Easter themed duck tags for them. I neglected to take any photos of the ducks, but these are the ones from the internet that I used on the tags.

Easter cake and baskets

The most Easter decorations were in the Lido Buffet at breakfast. They had little Easter baskets decorating all the different food stations.

Easter Cake in a jar

Lunchtime in the buffet brought Easter desserts with a couple different Easter cakes and some Easter cupcakes.

Easter dessert in the dining room

The dinner menu in the dining room included a ham option and an Easter dessert.

Easter chicks

Holland America has art classes on its ships, which include watercolor painting. There were no classes on Easter since everyone was busy canal watching that day, but close to Easter there were a couple Easter themed classes with one painting bunnies and the other painting chicks. My bunny did not turn out well at all, but I thought my chicks were cute. I thought sister’s bunny was actually better than the sample that the instructor painted. Its head was shaped more like a real rabbit’s. The art instructor mentioned in one class that some of the crew would dress as bunnies on Easter and hand out candy eggs, but if they actually did we did not find them because we never saw anyone dressed up as bunnies or handing out any candy eggs. Perhaps they did that in the children’s club.

Gatun Locks

We started the day on the Atlantic side of the Panama Canal, first passing under the Atlantic Bridge and then through Gatun Locks, which is the old original lock on that end of the canal. The newer, larger, and more technologically advanced one Panama built that opened in 2016 on that end of the Canal is called Agua Clara. Our ship was of original Panamax size meaning it fit in the old locks and that is what we went through so we did not get to see the new ones since they are in a separate lane that was made at the same time the new locks were during the Panama Canal expansion project.

Culebra Cut and Centennial Bridge

The ship moves through 3 chambers in Gatun Locks, each one rising it a bit higher until it has risen from the Atlantic Ocean up to Gatan Lake. It’s a manmade lake created by damming the Chagres River. Regardless of which locks a ship came through they all end up in that lake, then separate again at the other end near the other locks. Islands in the lake used to be hilltops. Ships follow a channel through the lake along the original route of the river. The Culebra Cut on the far end of the lake is a narrow manmade passageway with tiered sides where the land was dug away. It often experiences slides. Dredgers are based at Gamboa, a town alongside the canal. The dredgers are kept busy keeping the canal passable for ships whether there are any landslides or not. One was blocking the entrance to Gatun Locks when we first got there. We had to wait quite awhile for it to get out of the way before we could proceed.

Barbara in the Panama Canal

Usually when I take sister cruises both of my sisters are there, but this one was just me and Linda. While we were in the Panama Canal we saw a container ship go by named Barbara, which is the missing sister’s name so we did see Barbara in the Panama Canal. Of course I texted her a photo of her namesake ship and she replied that it was much bigger than the Lady Linda fishing vessel we had seen in Alaska when we all took a cruise there.

passing under the Centennial Bridge

The ship passed under the Centennial Bridge shortly before entering Pedro Miguel Locks, then passed through Miraflores Locks and under the Bridge of the Americas before exiting the canal. It took all day to go through the canal, starting in the morning and not ending until dinnertime that evening. Pedro Miguel has just one chamber per lane and Miraflores Locks has two. Ships in the new lane don’t have locks where Pedro Miguel is so that lane is up above the old one until they reach Cocoli Locks at the end. It has 3 chambers.

Miraflores Locks

Panamax ships can fit into the old locks. The maximum size is 965 feet (294.1 meters) long, 106 feet (32.3 meters) wide, and a draft (depth in the water) of 39.5 feet (12 meters). Ships that are too big for the old locks, but can fit into the new ones are called Neopanamax. These ships can have lengths up to 1,200 feet (366 meters), beams (width) up to 160 feet (49 meters), and drafts up to 50 feet (15.2 meters). 

towel Easter bunny

When we got back to our cabin that evening we found a towel bunny that the steward had made for us on the bed. That was my most memorable Easter ever. Transiting the Panama Canal isn’t something people do very often unless they happen to work on ships that go through there frequently.

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Things to Do on Enchanted Princess

Posted on April 3, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

life ring on Enchanted Princess

Like all major cruise ships, there is a lot to do on Enchanted Princess. The ship has several pools, a number of hot tubs, and lots of deck chairs to relax in. A couple of the hot tubs have lifts so even passengers with mobility issues can use them. There’s also a gym, spa, onboard shops, and quite a few bars and eateries. Some of those bars have live music, mainly in the evenings. The very top deck has mini-golf people can go play on their own.

seawalk

Unique to this class of Princess ship, there’s a seawalk on the Lido deck where you can stroll over a glass floor and look down at the lifeboats and the sea.

arcade

Throughout the day there are quite a variety of games scheduled in different venues around the ship. There are more options on sea days, but even on port days there are some activities scheduled for people who stay onboard.

port talk

Entertainment on the ship is not limited to theater shows, though they do have one each night. The theater is also used for other things like port talks, lectures, and sometimes even movies. One day they had a cooking demonstration that was more comedy than cooking lesson. It was better than most of the actual comedians and followed by a galley tour.

main pool area and movie screen

Outdoor movies or sometimes concerts play on the screen above the main pool deck. The movies are also available on the stateroom TV’s, which comes in handy if it starts to rain in the middle of a movie.

vegetable carving demonstration

Other than the outdoor movies on the screen above the main pool, most other shows are at either the theater or Princess Live, though some things like the vegetable carving demonstration take place in the piazza, which is the central area of the ship.

cornhole in the piazza

The piazza hosts quite a variety of different games. They held things like egg drop and paper airplane contests there as well as cornhole, giant jenga, and bowling down giant blow-up pins with a great big blow-up ball resembling a beach ball.

people dancing in the piazza

Dance lessons and dances are also held in the piazza, or sometimes music on its resident piano. Sometimes it’s just music and people start dancing there on their own.

champagne fountain in the piazza

The piazza has other events too, like a champagne fountain one one formal night. It’s a busy place.

heated ceramic chairs in the enclave at the spa

Much of the ship’s entertainment is free, but some things cost extra like wine tastings, the thermal suite (called the enclave) at the spa, or any spa treatments. Use of the gym equipment is free, but there are some classes held there that cost extra.

trivia

Sometimes there are events that people get invitations to like parties for people of high loyalty status, or a welcome event for first time cruisers (which had great prizes). Art auctions can be entertaining with the right auctioneer. There’s also karaoke, and the usual cruise ship standby – trivia. It’s usually held at Princess Live, a sort of theater in the center of the ship that also hosts nightly game shows.

casino

The ship has a casino, but unfortunately just before our cruise they turned the former fully enclosed cigar bar into an arcade and started allowing people to smoke in the wide-open previously non-smoking casino.

the track is just a painted line on the deck

One thing Enchanted Princess lacks is a promenade deck that goes all the way around the ship. It barely has any outside promenade deck at all, just a couple oversized balcony type areas for public use and a couple others set up as outside eating areas for a couple of the premium restaurants. Instead they just have a top deck track, which consists of a line painted on the deck.

duck under a table

Passengers also make their own fun by bringing rubber ducks to hide and searching for ducks hidden by others. It’s a popular thing on many cruise ships these days.

desserts at the Lido buffet

Eating and drinking are always a favorite pastime on cruise ships and there are plenty of places to eat as well as lots of bars. There’s always something to do on a cruise ship, and of course the option to do nothing is always there as well. It’s up to each individual whether they’d rather relax in a deck chair all day or participate in a variety of scheduled activities – or find their own things to do.

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Main River

Posted on March 27, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

Main River on a map

The Main River is the largest tributary of the Rhine. It runs from headwaters in the Fichtel Mountains of northeastern Bavaria as the White Main and the Fränkische Mountains in Franconia as the Red Main, which join to form the Main. The river flows west through central Germany for 525 kilometers (nearly 311 miles) until joining with the Rhine. More rivers join into the Main River along the way before it gets to the Rhine.

in a lock

The manmade Main/Danube canal connects the Main with the Danube, creating a 2,200-mile (3,500-km) waterway joining rivers and canals from the North Sea to the Black Sea. There are 32 locks on the main plus 16 more in the canal. Our journey from Budapest to Amsterdam on Viking Skirner started in the Danube, passed through the Main Danube Canal, then through the Main and into the Rhine going through over 60 locks along the way.

spillway to a lock

Locks are necessary when passing through waterways that are not at the same level. The boat enters the chamber and then the doors close. Water either fills or empties until it reaches the level of the water the boat will enter next. Then the doors open and the boat sails on. During the first half of our journey locks filled as we moved upward inland. During the second half they emptied as we went back down toward sea level.

mistletoe in trees on the riverbank

Sailing through the Main River the ship passed many scenic little historic towns along the way. There are also forested areas. Throughout our journey we sometimes passed trees along the shoreline infested with mistletoe.

church in a little town on the Main River

There are many churches. Every town we saw had at least one church no matter how small the town was. Even very little towns frequently had more than one. Vinyards often sprawled along the hillsides rising steeply alongside the river.

castle

There are also some castles and castle ruins on the Main, though the Rhine is better known for castles having a stretch with many in a row.

view from the port in Würzburg

Our cruise stopped in several charming ports along the Main including Bamberg, Würzburg, and Wertheim.

bridge

The river is a significant trade route as well as a nice place for scenic river cruises. Like the cruise ships, cargo boats on the river are long and low. They have to be low to pass under the many bridges encountered along the way. Water levels are very important. When the water is too deep ships don’t fit under the bridges, but if it gets too shallow there’s not enough water under the ship to sail at all. Sometimes river cruises get interrupted due to unfavorable water levels and the passengers either have to change ships at an unpassable bridge or end up taking a bus if the ships can’t move. We never encountered water that was too high or low so our river cruise on Viking Skirnir went smoothly along on one ship for the entire journey as it is supposed to.

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Carnival Luminosa Cabins

Posted on March 24, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

Luminosa in Tahiti

Like most cruise ships, Carnival Luminosa has a variety of cabins for people to choose from varying from the cheapest inside rooms to the biggest and most expensive suites. On this ship even the lowly inside cabins have options – and some even have windows. Where other lines generally classify cabins with obstructed view windows as ocean view obstructed, on the Luminosa and other Carnival ships they are classified as interior with window. The ship also has the usual interior cabins without windows.

spa inside cabin

Interior Cabins

Some of the standard interior cabins are the usual rectangular shape of cruise ship cabins, but others are square. These are category 4A, can be found on deck 1. Some of the cabins are accessible, which as with any cabin category often run larger than other cabins of the same category on many cruise ships. Categories 4 B,C,D, E, and F are standard rectangular interior rooms these are found in various locations around the ship on most cabin decks.

interior with window – on other lines called oceanview obstructed (also has reflection of bed and photographer in the window)

Category 4K rooms sit behind the lifeboats. These have windows which can range from completely blocked by a tender to having a bit of view between lifeboats or tenders or above lifeboats.

square interior cabin

There are 4 accessible cabins among these, the last two of which are sort of L-shaped and larger than the rest. Beyond those the cabins have balconies. The other 6 window rooms classified as interior are at the front of deck 6 and 7 and are called interior with picture window.

interior with picture window

These look out onto a small upper bow walkway with a small window with a view above the outside structure. Both of the ones on deck 6 and 2 of the 4 cabins on deck 7 are accessible. Up on deck 8 there are category 4S cabins, which are spa interior. Like all of the spa cabins, these come with use of the ship’s thermal suite as well as upgraded bathrobes and toiletries within the cabin. They also get 2 free fitness classes and priority spa bookings and port day spa discounts. These extra amenities are included with all spa cabins not just the inside ones.

oceanview cabin

Ocean View Cabins

Deck 1 has category 6A standard ocean view cabins. ass previously mentioned, other cabins that would be called obstructed ocean view on most cruise lines are considered interior cabins with windows on Carnival ships.

aft extended balcony

Balcony Cabins

Luminosa has a variety of different balcony cabins, which of course come at different prices depending on what they have to offer. Standard balcony cabins are found on various decks with those higher up and closer to the center of the ship considered as higher categories and therefore more expensive than cabins found lower down or farther out toward the bow or stern of the ship. Most are rectangular, but there are a few odd-shaped cabins with more space and/or larger balconies.

premium balcony cabin

Premium balcony cabins are a bit larger with bigger than average balconies. Aft extended balcony cabins are at the back of the ship and have oversized balconies. There are a couple other extended balcony cabins that have double sized balconies without being at the back of the ship, and some square premium balcony cabins with bigger than usual balconies as well, which tend to be accessible cabins. Like the spa interior rooms, spa balcony cabins come with upgraded amenities and spa perks.

spa suite

Suites

As with most cruise ships, the most variety is found among the suites. Suites also include perks that the other cabins don’t get. These include priority check-in and boarding, immediate suite access after boarding, priority dining room time choice and reservations, priority tender, priority disembarkation, 1 free bag laundry service, 2 free bottles of water, pillow top matteress, and upgraded bath products.

junior suite

The smallest, called Junior Suites are found in odd spaces where there was a bit too much room for a regular cabin, but not quite enough for a full sized suite. There are two accessible junior suites near the middle back of deck 5 and two others at the front of deck 6.

ocean suite

Ocean suites are the most numerous of the suites on this ship. They generally have about 360 square feet of interior space or a little over 400 including the balcony. These are found in the middle of decks 6, 7, and 8. Spa suites are found at the bow of deck 8 and are similar to ocean suites, but with the addition of all of the spa perks.

grand suite

Grand suites are a bit bigger and are found at the front corners of deck 5. Extended grand suites sit near the center of deck 7 and have more square footage than the grand suites. Grand vista suites are found at the back corners of decks 4-8. These are the biggest suites of all and feature a wraparound balcony with balcony space running around the corner of the ship. They range from 569-733 feet including the balcony.

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Ushuaia Cruise Ship Port

Posted on March 20, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

view of Ushuaia as the ship nears the dock

Ushuaia, Argentina

Though people seemed to have slightly different pronunciation for Ushuaia from one another, most of the locals seemed to say something like ooo-shy-uh, only all ran together smoothly rather than obviously separate sounds and the ooo part rhymes with boo.

shore view from the cruise dock

Ushuaia is the capital of the Tierra del Fuego province of Argentina. Although it’s a cold place at the southern end of Argentina, the name means land of fire. It came from Spanish explorers who saw the fires of indigenous people onshore when sailing past.

location of Ushuaia on a map

Ushuaia is on the Beagle Channel, named for the ship Charles Darwin used when exploring the area on a survey voyage in 1833-34. It was named after his ship because he was the first foreign explorer to document the channel’s existence.

lighthouse view

Local legend from the indigenous people who first lived in the area says that a witch froze all of the water, but one of their gods fought with the witch and won. This fight was done by supernatural beings up in the sky, and apparently gigantic ones at that. After the fight the god dropped his slingshot, opening up the ice into water and that’s what made the Beagle Channel, which is shaped like a slingshot. Glaciers there are retreating the same as glaciers pretty much everywhere, but there is still a lot of ice in the region.

view of the shore

Money in Argentina is the Argentine peso. It currently takes 1394.79 Argentine pesos to equal 1 US dollar. Of course that number changes over time. The language of Argentina is Spanish. A lot of Antarctic expeditions begin in Ushuaia so a lot of foreigners pass through there. It is easier to find people who speak English in Ushuaia than it is in a lot of other areas of South America. Most places take cards and some will take American money, but don’t try to use British pounds anywhere in Argentina. We were warned not to go onshore in Argentina wearing anything with any sort of logo from the UK. They still have hard feelings over the Falkland War. (It’s the opposite in the Falklands, which Argentina and some other Spanish-speaking countries refer to as the Ialas Malvinas.)

ships at the dock

Ushuaia Cruise Ship Port

Holland America Oosterdam docked in Ushuaia, which was rare on our Antarctic cruise since many of the ports required tenders. Tendering is when the ship docks offshore and brings passengers to land in small boats. Ushuaia was our last port before Antarctica so it was the last place for any new supplies – which definitely helps to have a dock.

small expedition cruise ship at the dock

Some small-ship expedition cruises to Antarctica start and/or end their voyages in Ushuaia. For the much larger Oosterdam it was just a port stop. Oosterdam is fairly small compared to the megaships some other cruiselines have, but it is big compared to expedition ships. On expedition cruises people get off their ship in Antarctica, whereas on ours we just sailed around and looked at it from the ship, but those cost a lot more.

long dock at the port

The dock is long and had multiple ships docked. There are some shops and a tour booth right on the dock. After leaving the port there is a tourist information building to the right and a taxi stand to the left. There is a train shaped city tour bus that has a miniature train shaped ticket booth across the street from the port. We also saw a double decker bus stopped near the port. Shops and restaurants are within walking distance of the dock.

shops on the dock

Other things to do in Ushuaia near the cruise dock include the Museo del Fin del Mundo which is just over half a mile away. This museum is about Tierra del Fuego’s cultural history and displays pre-Columbian artifacts and historical archive in two significant heritage buildings.

double decker hop on hop off bus

At just under 3/4 of a mile from the dock there is a century old Catholic church on San Martin Street that was built with convict labor. Just over 3/4 of a mile is the Museo Maritime and Museo del Presidio. These museums are housed in a former prison and are entirely funded by visitor support and local contributions. Displays are maritime and Antarctic heritage.

visitor’s center

Just over a mile finds the Cartel Ushuaia memorial honoring Argentine soldiers. The location provides striking views of the Beagle Channel and the Andes Mountains. At 1.4 miles the Antigua Casa Beban cultural center preserves Ushuaia’s architectural heritage. It has hosted exhibitions and events since its restoration in 1994.

city tour bus shaped like a train engine

Glacier Martial Ushuaia is 4.8 miles away and has panoramic views of the Beagle Channel and the Andes Mountains as well as hiking trails. Tierra del Fuego National Park is 7.8 miles away and was created to protect sub-Antarctic forests. The park contains glacial valleys, rugged mountains, diverse wildlife, and scenic coastline along the Beagle Channel.

train to the end of the world at the station near Ushuaia

The Train to the End of the World runs from outside of town to Tierra del Fuego National Park. This can be booked as a shore excursion or on your own. Either way advance booking is recommended as there may not be space available on a train if you just go there without a reservation. The train depot is about 8 kilometers from the cruise port. Booking as a ship’s excursion includes transportation from the port and a train just with people from the ship. Enough people booked this on our cruise that there were several busses and at least two trains just for people from the Oosterdam.

Tierra del Fuego national park

Other ship’s excursions offered in Ushuaia include a catamaran cruise to a penguin rookery and lighthouse, canoeing in Tierra del Fuego National Park, hiking, a wildlife cruise in the Beagle Channel, a visit to Tierra del Fuego National Park, or traveling by 4×4 to a fishing village to cook and eat King Crab.

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Madame Tussauds Wax Museum

Posted on March 17, 2026 by LBcruiseshipblogger

jungle guy from a TV show

Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Amsterdam is not just a place to look at lifelike wax figures, though it is full of them. The journey starts in an elevator with a countdown on the ceiling as to when it will actually go. It opens on the opposite side after reaching the top of the exhibit. It doesn’t really feel much like it is going up, and certainly not so high. The lack of much detectable motion is deceptive though as we found out on the way down.

he’s not real

The soccer guy or whatever he is at the entrance looks very real. Since you’re not actually into the museum yet it might take a couple looks before your brain registers that he’s not an actual person.

she’s not a living person either

You have an option of purchasing all or any photos or videos taken of you as you work your way through the museum. Cameras are also allowed inside to take your own. Many of the sections have some sort of interactive feature and people are allowed to pose with the exhibits.

Santa Claus

Most of the wax figures have a tag or sign of some sort that says who they are, but there are a few that don’t. Some are easily recognizable, others are not.

at the A-list party

Early on we walked into a room with a party scene that seemed to be full of people. After looking around a bit we noticed that very few of those people actually moved. That’s because the only ones who move are visitors to the museum. The rest are wax figures.

Meghan and Harry

Meghan and Harry are there along with Jennifer Aniston and a whole lot of other people. There are other royals in an area specifically for royals, but Meghan and Harry are at the party. That area is called the A-List Party.

ET

The next room has a lot of familiar figures, though not necessarily all human. It’s the film area with famous movie characters, not all of whom were even actual actors.

Shrek

You can take your photo with Shrek or on the bike with ET, or just take photos of the figures.

skaters

The sports room held figures of people we didn’t recognize. They were probably Dutch athletes. Two had ice skates, likely people who performed successfully in the Olympics.

the lady on the bench is real

A fashion show area has a catwalk people can walk on if they want to do the interactive feature for that section. Most of the people in the room were wax figures, but there was a real live lady sitting on a bench. At first we thought she was just a random museum visitor sitting there, but she was actually running the catwalk activity.

view

We skipped most of the interactive features, but took some photos through a window that wasn’t really part of the exhibit. It had great views of the city from a higher vantage point than we had seen before. At the time we did not realize exactly how high that was.

singers

One of the rooms was full of singers. Around a corner at the back hidden from the main view there was a recording booth with Adele in it. People could go into that booth and sing a song from the selection offered with the wax Adele if they wanted to.

Freddy Mercury

There was an exhibit with DJ’s where people could pretend to be one, and one of a TV broadcasting studio where reading the autocues and pretending to be a TV show host was an optional activity.

Anne Frank at the wax museum

One room had Anne Frank in it. You can’t take photos in the actual Anne Frank house, but of course pictures of her in the wax museum are allowed. The room she was in was small, but bigger than the one she had in the real Anne Frank house. The wax one had furniture, which the actual one did not since the Nazis had taken it all when they raided the annex where her family had hidden for over 2 years.

bookcase at the wax museum

There was a wax model of the bookcase that hid the entry to the annex too. Anyone who went to the Anne Frank house and was disappointed about no photos allowed could visit the wax museum to take some.

Dutch royalty

One hallway had world leaders from different places, then Queen Elizabeth and Princess Diana from the British royal family followed by some people from the Dutch Royal family. One of them was from the 1500’s, the others more recent.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein sat on the roof of a little booth thing that had some painters and other unknown figures around it at the bottom. One of the painters was Rembrandt, or at least we all thought so. He wasn’t tagged.

Van Gogh

There was a Mona Lisa figurine in a large picture frame with space for people to stand next to her and join in the picture. Van Gogh was there too, with an empty picture frame. People could stand behind that frame and it would make a picture of them that looked like a Van Gogh painting, which was of course available for sale at the gift shop. Of course there’s a gift shop at the end. Nearly all tourist attractions exit through a gift shop. This one was no exception.

wax hands

In one place people could make wax casts of their hand or buy a picture of themselves embedded into a wax cube.

only some of these people are real

Another spot had an actual bar where people could buy drinks. There were two bartenders behind the bar, but only one of them was real. Not all of the patrons in the bar were real either.

wax marvel figure

The last exhibit before the gift shop was of marvel comic figures.

Madam Tussaud herself

Madame Tussaud herself made an appearance in the gift shop. At least a wax figure of her anyway. It was shown working on making a wax head. Some of the figures are very life-like and could easily be mistaken for a real person until you notice they never move, but others are more obviously fake. There was a figure of Michael Jackson in the singers area that looked like an ugly woman. It took the tag attached to the figure with his name on it to know that’s who it was supposed to be.

Elvis was all alone on a seemingly endless stairway

The way out from the gift shop is down a seemingly endless stairway. It didn’t feel like the elevator went up much so it was a bit of a surprise to have to go down so many flights of stairs and then down and down and keep going down some more to get back out to street level at the end. There were some odd wax things on the walls along that stairway. Eventually we came across a life-sized Elvis Presley looking a bit worse for the wear. Maybe that’s why he’s in the exit rather than in the section with the other musicians.

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