Cologne, Germany
Cologne is a city on the Rhine River in Germany with a population of over a million people. The town’s major landmark is a twin-spired gothic cathedral. Construction on the cathedral began in 1248, but the final stage wasn’t complete until 1880. Museums in Cologne include a Lindt chocolate museum. There are other museums and an old town area as well as a zoo and botanical garden. Average temperatures range from winter lows in the 30’s F to summer highs in the 70’s F. Winter snows come frequently, but rarely accumulate much. Snow is most common in January. Cologne averages nearly 28 inches of rain annually with just over 180 days of precipitation over 0.1mm. March is generally the driest month and August the wettest. Much of the city was destroyed during World War 2 and a lot of that was razed rather than restored as in some of the previous cities we visited. There are still some old buildings that survived or were rebuilt and an old town area with cobblestone streets near the Rhine River where the river cruise boats dock.
Cologne River Cruise Port
Ships in Cologne dock at the edge of the Rhine River, which runs right through town. It’s just a short walk to the gothic cathedral and many stores. Nearby bridges allow easy crossing to the other side of the river and a promenade runs along the riverbank. We were warned to watch out for bicycles and electric scooters on the promenade as those will go speeding by. Supposably they will run into people who get in their way, but we never saw anyone get hit. We were also warned to watch out for pickpockets, but did not run into any of those either.
Oddly enough considering the cold climate in Cologne the trees by the river were full of little green parrots. These tropical birds descended from birds imported for zoos, but now live in wild flocks that thrive and multiply despite the cold weather.
Cologne Walking Tour
In Cologne the included tour for our cruise on Viking Skirnir was a walking tour of the town. For all of the previous tours we had mainly been assigned to group B, with one tour in group A and one in group C. This time we were in group E. The only letter beyond E in Cologne was L, which is the leisure group that does shorter, slower tours for people with walkers, wheelchairs, or other mobility issues.
Guides on our previous tours from this ship had sometimes been overly thorough with their talks, but pretty well kept pace with other guides on the same tour as they moved through whatever area or attraction we were visiting. This one not so much.
The day started out rainy, but the rain did not last too long once the tour started. It was mostly foggy with a few snowflakes and an occasional gust of wind. With temperatures in the mid 40’s F it was warmer than a lot of the previous tours, though definitely not what anyone would call warm. In this port the tour left on foot straight from in front of the ship.
Our group started off ahead of most others and made it the couple blocks to the first Christmas Market fairly quickly. There are a lot of Christmas markets in Cologne. We stopped there for awhile while the guide talked about that market and its skating rink, a nearby statue, and whatever else came into her mind before moving on about half a block to the far corner of the same market.
There she started an endless spiel, the only useful information from which being that there is an underground in Cologne from when much of the city was razed after bombings in World War 2 that destroyed a large portion of the city, though not its towering gothic cathedral which survived. She said most access to the underground was closed off, but under the cathedral people could see some of the excavations.
Sandwiched in between useless info that pretty much went in one ear and out the other (literally in one ear as everyone wore quietvox boxes with just one earpiece) she mentioned that she had to come up with enough things to say to fill the two hours of our tour. All of the previous tours hadn’t had more than 45 minutes to a maximum of 1.5 hours of walking time so if there were not enough things to see in Cologne to make the tour longer it seemed a bit odd that it would last so long.
Meanwhile as we stood at that corner wondering if we were ever going to move on, all of the other groups from the ship passed us by and went elsewhere. When group L, the leisure group that is supposed to take a slower, shorter tour than everyone else passes you by and disappears out of view that’s when you know for a fact that you got the worst guide.
We have noticed on ocean cruises when there are tours with more than one bus that the best guide always goes to the first bus and they get less and less accomplished with each subsequent bus. If you get stuck on the last one to leave which we refer to as the straggler’s bus it’s nearly always a horrible guide. Apparently the same goes for getting assigned a group far down the alphabet on a Viking river cruise. At least in this case anyway – minus the bus. People from a different group said they had a great guide.
After the leisure group went by more time passed. Our guide still droned on and on at the same corner saying nothing of interest, just whatever random things popped into her head. Most had nothing to do with anything to see in that city. We got tired of waiting to go somewhere else and see something. We decided to bail from the group and just walk around on our own, along with another guy from the ship who came with us. Passing through several Christmas markets along the way, we made it to the gothic cathedral. At that time some of the market stalls were just starting to open while others hadn’t opened yet. There was no crowd so it was easy to see what any of the open ones had.
The cathedral was massive and had many gorgeous stained-glass windows with intricate details inside. It also had towering pillars as gothic style churches are made to appear as if they are reaching skyward toward the heavens with high pointed arches. The church was not crowded when we went in, but there was a line of people waiting to enter when we came out. As previously mentioned, this UNESCO world heritage site was spared from bombing in World War 2 even though much of the city was destroyed.
Like many of the old European churches, this one had a massive pipe organ.
Next to the outside of the church a stairway leading to the water closets (AKA restrooms) also led to the entrance to the underground excavations. There was a small bit of it just inside the door, then a tunnel going further inside after which there was a pay station if you wanted to see any more. Not wanting to pay the fee we settled with just seeing the one free bit of excavation, though it would have been nice to see more.
Making our way back through the markets toward the ship was slow going whether we wanted to look at anything in any of the stalls or not because by then there was a crowd – which would have gotten even worse by the time the tours ended. It was a Saturday, which is a very busy day for Christmas markets.
The ship stayed at that port longer than usual so we went back out again later in the afternoon. Down the promenade a bit from where we docked there was another Christmas market next to the river. The Lindt Museum was there and also a giant Ferris wheel. The market was very crowded and the line for the museum ridiculously long.
We had to fight our way through a solid crowd of people and across a bridge to get anywhere near the entrance to the Ferris wheel, but we finally made it. Once we got there the line wasn’t bad so we didn’t have to wait too long before we got on. It was getting dark while we were on the Ferris Wheel so we got some night shots while we were up there. The view was excellent from the top.
There was a miniature castle at the Christmas market with the Ferris wheel, and a good view of it from the wheel.











































































































































































