Kuranda Skyrail

Kuranda, Australia

Kuranda Skyrail

Dangling high above the rainforest of Australia, we looked down on the green canopy of trees, each one an individual mini ecosystem. Plants growing high in the trees gain access to light not found under the canopy.

Kuranda Skyrail

above the rainforest

Lianas (vines)grow up the trees from the forest floor while strangler figs start out in the canopy and grow down to the ground, eventually killing their host.  Air plants of many varieties, ferns, and fungus grow on the trunk and branches.

Kuranda Skyrail

rainforest tree

The Kuranda Skyrail cable tram transports visitors high above the trees from near Cairns to Kuranda, with stops along the way to view the rainforest from within.  We came up the mountain on the Kuranda Scenic Railway, and took the tram back down.

Kuranda Skyrail

lots of plants call the treetops home

At the tram stop, we walked on wooden trails through the treetops.

Kuranda skyrail

trail through the treetops

We could look up at the same treetops we had  just looked down on.

rainforest tree

tree top

We saw more than trees on the tram stop trail.

Kuranda Skyrail

beetle on the railing

Back on the tram, we sometimes passed over giant trees standing high above the rest.

rainforest trees

some trees tower over the rest

The ride ended at the bottom of the mountain.

Kuranda Skyrail

ride over. time to get out

On to our next adventure, a cruise on the Great Barrier Reef!

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Kuranda Scenic Railway

Sheri at the train station

Kuranda Scenic Railway

When thinking of Australia, the word rainforest does not normally come to mind.  Most people associate Australia with kangaroos, the dry deserty outback, beaches, surfing, and metropolitan Sydney.  Or perhaps the Great Barrier Reef.  We went to Queensland for a cruise on the Great Barrier Reef, but while there we took a couple side trips to the nearby rainforest, which Australia does indeed have.

Cairns, Australia

Aaron waits for the train

At Freshwater station near Cairns we caught the Kuranda Scenic Railway train from a quaint museum-like  Station displaying artifacts of the railroad’s history.

Cairns, Australia

Sheri talks to ghosts of the train station's past

The train snaked up the mountain.

Cairns, Australia

Kuranda Scenic Railway

It went through a series of tunnels and past many waterfalls.

Cairns Australia

Waterfall view from train

Great views of the Cairns area along the way.

near Cairns Australia

view

The ride ended at Kuranda, a town in the rainforest.

Kuranda, Australia

Kuranda. Australia

Kuranda presented a variety of places to shop and to eat, a park, and trails for rainforest hikes.  Several jewelery stores offered the ever-present Australian opals among their wares.

Australian opals

Australian opal bracelet

A rainforest tree is like a mini-ecosystem.  Many other plants live on it.

Kuranda, Australia

Aaron jailed in the rainforest tree

After spending some time and money in Kuranda, we headed to the Skyrail tram for the trip back down the mountain.

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Cairns

Clown Fish

Found Nemo, Great Barrier Reef near Cairns, Australia

On my second visit to Australia, we flew up to Cairns to see the Great Barrier Reef.  After just a couple days in Sydney, we took the train to the airport.

spider

Barely.  Somewhere on the train a fight broke out.  A couple drunken blokes (as the Aussies say) still in party mode from New Years Eve celebrations the night before started pounding on each other for reasons unknown.

The train stopped at some random station in the middle of nowhere.  There it sat.

And sat.  And sat some more.  If it had stopped anywhere near civilization of any sort we would have bailed and took a cab the rest of the way to the airport.  This station offered no such option.  We nervously looked at our watches and hoped the train would move soon.

flower

Finally some cops showed up and dragged the culprits, still bickering, off the train.  Moving again, we reached the airport with not much time to spare.  Running to the Virgin Blue check-in, we encountered something the Aussies seemed to expect that I had never seen before.  They had the normal long airport check-in line, but next to it a far shorter line reserved only for people who got there later than they should.  Quickly checking in through that line we made it to our plane before it took off.

Stopping at another airport along our way, we saw just how big Virgin Blue is in that area.  Not only did that whole part of the airport seem to be dedicated to Virgin Blue, but even the restroom was called the Virgin Loo.

In Cairns, we stayed in a hotel right on the Esplanade.  A word I’d never heard before,

Aaron on hotel balcony

View from Cairns Hotel

but it seemed to mean a walkway with the beach on one side and hotels, shops, and restaurants on the other.  They also had a beachside public pool, necessary because sometimes stinging jellyfish render the beach unuseable.

Gelato stands seemed quite popular.  At one we found pavlova flavored gelato, something even Sheri and Aaron (the Aussies) had never seen before.  I tried some, it tasted quite good.

Sheri by the beach sign

Stinging Jellyfish warning sign

One day we took the Kuranda Scenic Railway up the mountain from Cairns through rainforest to Kuranda.  Once a lifeline for miners, it now takes daily trips full of tourists.

We spent some time and money in Kuranda, then made the return trip to Cairns on the Kuranda Skyrail in a gondola gliding over the treetops of the rainforest.

After a couple days in Cairns, we went to the harbor to meet a boat for the main reason we went to Queensland, a cruise out to the Great Barrier Reef.

We booked this trip through a travel agent in Australia.  Australians seem to use travel agents a lot more than Americans do.  For a trip like this with several segments it is a very good idea.  The travel agent coordinated transfers from hotels to airports, airports to hotels, and to the various tours we went on.  We always had a ride waiting to take us to our next stop, while some other people wandered aimlessly around the parking lot with their cell phones, wondering how they would get where they wanted to go.

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Pavlova

pavlova topped with blueberries, strawberries, and grated dark chocolate

Just exactly what, some may wonder, is pavlova?  Anyone who has ever tasted it quite likely would say a very light and airy tasting dessert made of meringue and fruit.  Very popular in Australia, hardly heard of in America.  The origins of pavlova trace back to a tour of Australia and New Zealand by premier Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova in the 1920’s.  The answer to which of the two countries invented it likely depends upon which country you are in when asking the question.  When I visited Australia, the people there said an Australian chef invented it to serve to Anna Pavlova, but searching online for what chef and where brought up more questions than answers.  The dessert and the name of it appearing around the time of her tour is about all that seems in agreement.

My daughter, who lives in Australia, sent me her Australian husband’s grandmother’s pavlova recipe.  It is easy to make and quite delicious.  The original recipe said to grease the plate it bakes on and dust it with a mix of cornflour and icing sugar, which we don’t have here in America.  I found that substituting cornstarch and powdered sugar just does not do the trick.  It sticks the pavlova to the plate like glue.  After experimenting with various ways of unsticking the pavlova that did not work, I discovered that parchment paper works wonders.  No greasing or dusting involved, just the paper.  Lifts right off the plate.  Sheri says this recipe has less sugar than most, but it tastes great the way it is and does not need more.

Grandma’s Pavlova

BASE

6 egg whites (at room temperature)

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3/4 cup sugar

1 TBSP vanilla

1 TBSP white vinegar

2 TBSP cornflour (cornstarch)

TOPPING

Whipped Cream (about 1 – 1 1/2 cups before whipping)

Vanilla (about 1 teaspoon)

fruit, etc (as desired)

Beat egg whites with a pinch of salt until stiff.  Slowly add sugar a little at a time, beating well.  When thick and fluffy, fold in cornstarch, then vanilla and vinegar.

Place a piece of parchment paper on an oven-safe dinner plate.  Leave enough paper overhanging the edges to make it easy to lift the whole thing off the plate after baking.  Spoon eggwhite mixture into a mound on the plate.

Bake in oven preheated to 300 degrees fahrenheit (150 degrees C) for 20 minutes.  Turn heat down to 265 degrees F (130 degrees C) and continue baking for 1 hour.  When finished turn heat off, but do not open oven.  Leave Pavlova in there until completely cooled, preferably overnight.

Use the extra parchment paper left sticking out beyond the plate to lift the pavlova off the plate.  Peel the parchment paper off the bottom of the pavlova, and place it back onto the plate.  Refrigerate until ready to use.

When ready to serve, top with whip cream.  (About a cup to a cup and a half before beating should be enough.) Beat in a teaspoon or so of vanilla after the cream stiffens enough to form peaks.  DO NOT use the pre-whipped spray whip cream in a can.  It turns to liquid and makes a big mess.

After spreading cream over the top of the Pavlova, decorate with whatever fruit or berries strike your fancy.  My favorite is kiwi with strawberries and blueberries.  Sheri’s favorite is frozen raspberries (still frozen when added to the Pavlova and eaten,) fresh strawberries, bananas and dark chocolate.

For lactose intolerant folks who want a non-dairy dessert, substitute cool-whip or similar topping for the whipped cream.

It will keep in the refrigerator for up to a couple of days with the cream and fruit on it.

If you just have a couple people to feed and don’t want such a big pavlova, make 2/3 of the recipe and bake it on an 8 1/2 inch plate.

If you need to feed a big crowd, use 1 1/2 times the recipe and bake it on a pizza pan.

You may need to adjust the baking time a bit for the smaller or larger pavlova.

giant bloody eyeball pavlova

You can decorate it any way you like with the fruit.  Scatter it randomly, or arrange it artfully in patterns or in ever increasing rings circled out from the center.  I once made one for a Halloween potluck that resembled a giant bloody eyeball.  The trial one I made to see if it would work had blueberries at the center for the pupil, surrounded by kiwi for the iris.  The outer area, or white of the eye, had streaks of strawberry ice cream sauce and bits of strawberries to resemble blood and blood clots.  When I went to make the real thing for the potluck, I could not find fresh blueberries anywhere, so I substituted dark chocolate chips for the pupil.  The people there had never heard of pavlova before, but they loved it.

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Sydney Harbour Cruise

Captain Cook Cruises

Sydney Harbour Cruise leaves Circular Quay

Sydney Harbour encompasses quite a large area.  It includes many nooks and crannies that go by names such as Darling Harbour and Circular Quay.  Everything from city scapes to mulit-million dollar homes to nature preserves dot its shores.  Miles of white sand beaches sparkle in the sunlight reflecting off the clear blue water.

In Australia for our daughter’s wedding, we had a day or two for sight-seeing after she left for her honeymoon.  The wonderful family she had stayed with as a high school exchange student let us stay at their house and treated us to a harbour cruise.  They lived in the Blue Mountains, about an hour out of Sydney.  While staying with our daughter we mostly traveled by train, but this time we went to the city by car.  On what us Americans would consider the wrong side of the road.

We found parking within a reasonable walking distance from the harbour.  We did not have a whole lot of time until the boat left so we scurried toward the pier and looked for our boat.  We looked and looked, but could not find it.  Finally they asked someone working for the cruise line where to find it.  At the other harbour they said.  We went to King Street Wharf and needed to go to Circular Quay.

What to do now?  We had no time to get back to the car and drive over, and definitely not enough time to walk there.  Water taxi to the rescue!  We hopped aboard a water taxi, and arrived at the correct harbour in time to board before the boat left the dock.

Sydney Harbour

On the Sydney Harbour Cruise

Rows of chairs on the top deck offered a clear open-air view.  I think they had inside seating down below, but we sat outside so I am not sure.  They had a little snack buffet set up for nibbling at will.  We got our munchies and found a seat.  Soon the boat pulled away from the dock.  We felt the wind of motion on our faces and the warmth of the sun on our backs.  Specks of light danced on the water like nature’s glitter.   The  eyes of the passengers shined brightly with enjoyment, mostly hidden behind dark sunglasses.

The boat went around Sydney Harbour into all the little nooks and crannies while a guide explained the points of interest.  Houses of rich or famous people, some with private underground access to the water.  Beaches popular or isolated, some with nude sunbathers.  They also pointed out some of the various subsections of Sydney.

view from the water

Opera House and Bridge

We saw the opera house from the water, and the underside of the famous Sydney Harbour Bridge.  We toured with Captain Cook Cruises, but I’m sure any cruise line would give a good tour. Some offer sailboat or catamaran tours.  Harbour cruises are available as a day trip on their own, or as a shore excursion when stopping in Sydney on a cruise ship.

Sydney Harbour Bridge

under the bridge

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A Saddle Goes to Sea

Wilderness Discover at Fishermen's Terminal, Seattle

Wilderness Discoverer

“You can have one if you pay for it yourself.”

So my mother said many years ago when asked if I could have a horse.  Much later I found out that really meant no, as she thought that would never happen.  Never underestimate the determination of teens or tweens.

Tabu & Tumbleweeds 4-H club

Tabu wears the saddle in 4th of July parade

I saved almost everything I got from babysitting, a paper route, allowance and gifts.  I even tried to get a real job, but nobody would hire anyone under 16.  Finally I saved up enough money to buy a horse.  Not knowing anything about them, my parents allowed me to buy a 6-year-old unbroke gelding named Tabu who had been a stallion up to age 5.  I chose him because I thought he was pretty.

I soon found out you can’t ride pretty.  With the determination and blind luck of a child, lots of time and patience, and some outside advice good and bad, eventually Tabu became rideable.  Mostly in those days I rode bareback.  Once in awhile though, I took him to a 4-H show, and for that I really needed a saddle.  Part Arab and part Welsh, at 13.2 hands, by today’s standards he would definitely be a pony.  Back then though, at least where I lived, most of the horses were around 14 hands.   A 15-hand horse, considered a small one now, looked quite tall then.

Horse saddles seemed too big and pony saddles too small.  Nothing really seemed

old western saddle

the saddle

right for him or comfortable for me.  Then my friend, Anne, sold her pony and got a new horse.  She had a western youth saddle she had used on her pony.  It didn’t fit the new horse, and she rode him English anyway.  So she lent me her old saddle.  It fit Tabu perfectly, and also turned out to be the only western saddle I ever really felt comfortable in.  I still rode bareback except for parades, shows, or practicing for shows though.  That never changed until several years later when I bought my first English saddle.

Time passed, we grew up and moved on with our lives and lost contact with one another.  She had never asked for the saddle back, or had any reason to want it before we graduated and moved on.  I have since lent out a saddle and a pony cart, which also became perma-borrowed.  After a time I no longer even had any ponies that would fit them and never really wanted them back. I haven’t asked and they haven’t offered, so from the other side of things I can understand that odds are Anne never really wanted her saddle back either.

I got married, moved to the country, and bought a stallion named Gems Midnight Oil.  In spite of his chestnut color, he had always been called Midnight, the time of day he was born.  I got him as an unbroke 2-year-old.  He was so gentle we had a cat that used to jump from the stall wall onto his back and ride him around before any people ever rode him.  Cats do some strange things.

Once trained, he was gentle enough that I could put the good old western saddle on him and ride double with my small children.  After my son started kindergarten, I would ride to the pre-school a couple miles down the road with my daughter, and drop her off there.  I could take a ride on the trail a short distance away, then pick her up on the way back home.

The down side to a stallion is the need to promote him to get customers for breeding.  Before owning him I had only gone to horse shows occasionally for fun.  After showing him nearly every weekend during show season for several years, I never wanted to see the inside of a show ring again, and haven’t shown a horse since unless you count the just-for-fun parent/leader classes at the fair, which I did some during my years as a 4-H horse club leader while my kids grew up.

he LOOKS innocent enough.....

Gems Midight Oil

Midnight’s best moment in a show came in a class where he didn’t even get a ribbon.  A mare in heat stopped right in front of him, lifted her tail and did what mares do.  Unable to go around because of another horse and rider in the way, I had to stop too.  By the time the judge looked over, the mare had got going and he saw only me stopped for no apparent reason.  But the fact that no impromptu breeding happened in the middle of that show ring was worth more to me than any blue ribbon ever could be.

Another time, we got lost on the way to a show at an arena where we had never gone before.  We got there just in time to unload, saddle up, and ride straight into my first class.  No warm-up time at all after quite a long trailer ride.  Midnight and I won first place in that class.

Eventually his foals began to mature enough to realize they were nothing special.  With quarter horse stallions pretty much a dime a dozen in our area, there really didn’t seem to be a whole lot of reason to raise a bunch of mediocre horses.  So we decided to get him gelded.  Normally horses will calm down and become much easier to handle after gelding them.  Since Midnight was already calm and easy to handle, we didn’t really expect it to change him.

A horse who had never bucked as a stallion suddenly became a bucking bronco after getting gelded.  They need exercise when freshly gelded to keep drainage moving and swelling down.  Normally the horses are younger and this is done on a lunge line, but as he was older and already rideable he could go under saddle.  One day I had just started off on a ride for his daily exercise.  We had just gone around the corner when he decided to throw a major bucking fit in the middle of the road.  So far he had not managed to throw me, but when he bucked so hard the saddle cracked we parted company.  Considering this happened on a paved road, I felt quite lucky to land on my feet, reins in hand.

I couldn’t ride in that saddle any more, but just didn’t feel right about throwing it out since I never officially owned it.  Not that I could have found Anne to give it back, or her me to ask for it since so many years had passed since we last had contact with one another.  Not likely she would want a broken saddle anyway.  For lack of anything better to do with it, it ended up in the hay loft.  There it sat for over 20 years gathering dust and cobwebs.  Amazingly enough it never molded, which must say something about the quality of leather used back when people took pride in their work and made things to last.  Newer things mold when ignored in the tack room for a few months.

One fateful day last fall we took a tour of the Wilderness Discoverer in drydock with a

bar on the Wilderness Discoverer

Captain Dan rides the saddle

group of media people bound for Alaska to test the new InnerSea Discoveries itinerary.  As we toured through the ship, Captain Dan Blanchard enthusiastically told us of his renovation plans.  When we got to the bar area he mentioned a desire to decorate it in early forest service lodge mode.  Then he said if anyone had any old outdoorsy items they would like to donate he’d be happy to accept.  No doubt he meant things like antlers or old fishing lures.  But my mind drifted to that dusty old saddle sitting up there in my hay loft.

At some point in the tour I got the chance to ask if he would like the saddle.  He said yes, mentioning that he might possibly turn it into a lamp.  Several months later I checked to see if he still wanted it and to make arrangements for delivery.  Given time to consider it, only his prospective use for it had changed.  He had decided to turn it into a bar stool.  I dragged it down from the hay loft and gave it a good cleaning before bringing it to the InnerSea Discoveries/American Safari Cruises office in Seattle.

The next spring I went to the ship’s christening ceremony.  I had hoped to get some pictures of the saddle-turned-barstool while I was there, but they had not figured out how to mount the saddle to the stool yet at that time.  Shortly after they got it done, but as the ship had set sail for Alaska, I did not get a chance to take any photos.

That is how a broken old saddle got rescued from years of uselessness and gained a new life as a bar stool on the Wilderness Discoverer.  Now it rides the waves instead of the trails.  If it could talk it would probably say how happy it felt to be the center of attention after decades of nothing but spiders caring whether it existed or not.

InnerSea Discoveries ship

Saddle Bar Stool on the Wilderness Discoverer

 

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Sydney

Blue Mountains, Australia

Gray Kangaroo at Euroka Clearing

Never let your daughter be an exchange student.  My daughter, Sheri, went to Australia the second half of her senior year in high school with the famous last words “It’s only for 6 months.” Ten years later, she’s still there.

Katoomba, Australia

The Three Sisters, Blue Mountains Australia

Between then and now we had our first visit to Australia for her wedding. I arrived first, my niece Jen came the next day, and John a week later.  During that trip we mostly saw Sydney and the the Blue Mountains since we did not venture too far from where she lived.  Although I arrived in Sydney via airplane, it is a cruise ship port.

Sydney, Australia

Aboriginal playing the didgeridoo

In between shopping for something to wear to the wedding, baking a wedding cake, and attending her hen’s night, we managed to cruise on into Sydney a few times. We found boatload of things to do in Sydney and the surrounding area.

The family she lived with as an exchange

cop car, Sydney Australia

Can it out run a bicycle?

student took us to Katoomba.  A formation of three craggy rocks known as the three sisters dominates most views of the Blue Mountains there.  We rode the world’s steepest scenic railway down the mountain for a hike on a boardwalk through an ancient forest of fernlike trees.  Remnants of the former coal mine lurked along the trail.  After looking up at the trees from the trail, we looked down on them from above while riding the sceniscender tram back to the top.

at the Opera House

Sydney Opera House

In Sydney, Sheri took us to The Rocks, the historic neighborhood where the first English settlers lived.  She said the G’Day Cafe there had the best kebabs in all of Sydney.  We bought our lunch there, a chicken wrap in Lebanese bread with things like tabouli and hummus.  A short walk down a steep hill brought us to Circular Quay where we found a bench to sit on and enjoy our kebabs.  We had a great view of ferries and other ships coming and going, and local street performers doing their thing.

The big red kangaroos most people think of when hearing the word kangaroo live in the outback.  Smaller gray kangaroos live in the Blue Mountains near Sydney.  At Blue Mountains National Park, wild gray kangaroos living in Euroka Clearing let visitors get almost close enough to touch them before they hop away.  Flocks of wild cockatoos live in the park as well as many other areas near Sydney.

Sydney Opera House

more fun than attending an opera

We did not see any koalas in the wild, but we did see some at Featherdale Wildlife Park in Blacktown.  We fed wallabies and emus there and saw all sorts of other critters, including white peacocks.  They had regular peacocks too, and the most interesting one of all, a half-and-half.  Not blue and white mottled or or splotched randomly all over the bird. Half of it looked like a regular blue peacock, the other half like a white one.  As this happened some time ago I don’t know if that one is still there.

shop in Sydney

What were they thinking?

One day walking around Sydney we found some interesting things.  The girls had a good time posing for pictures with a tiny police car parked near the train station.  Walking through the Asian district, we came across a store with a name that left us puzzled.  We did not go inside to see what they sold there, one can only assume words mean different things in other languages.

Sydney, Australia

Queen Victoria Building

Intricate architecture of an earlier era graced the green dome topped Queen Victoria building.  Massive stained glass windows surrounded the doorway.  Inside, a three-story tall Christmas tree decorated the shopping area.  Outside around the Sydney area, many jacaranda trees bloomed in full purple color.  The locals say when the jacarandas bloom you know Christmas is coming.

Hiking across the Sydney Harbour bridge offers great views of

hiking the harbour bridge

Sydney Harbour Bridge

the opera house as well as the harbour.  Doing the bridge climb probably brings even better views, but we did not want to spend the kind of money that tour costs.  At the opera house, we had a great time sliding down the slanted walls.  So did a lot of other people.  On our next visit to Australia, we faced the disappointment of signs saying not to climb on the slanted walls.  Which is, of course, necessary to slide down them.

Sydney Opera House

no more fun at the opera house

Sydney has great mass transportation, the trains  even take people to the airport. Sydney even has a Kings Cross Station.  It did not, however, have a platform 9 3/4. We traveled all around the area on the trains there.  All the tracks go either over or under the roads, no railroad crossings to interfere with the car traffic in the busy city areas.  We did not see a railroad crossing on a road until quite a ways up the Blue Mountains where smaller towns have a lot less traffic.

Where trains don’t go, busses do.  They also have light rail from Central Station to Darling Harbour.  John liked that one a lot as Darling Harbour had a casino where they had just started having poker tables, so he found it pretty easy to beat the players there at that time. He also enjoyed Paddy’s Markets, as he loves to haggle prices with people selling things in their booths at open marketplaces around the world.

Darling Harbour

birds like cafes too

We stopped in a cafe at Darling Harbour that had one side open air rather than a wall. The birds liked it as much as the people.  An Ibis searched the floor for crumbs while a seagull perched on a table looking for handouts.

Sydney also has a hop on hop off double decker bus, which offers a choice of a city tour that stops at many tourist attractions throughout the city, or one that goes out to Bondi Beach.

huntsman spider

Australia is known for having all sorts of deadly creatures.  They do have a few

Sydney, Australia

Jacaranda Tree

benign ones though.  While staying at Sheri’s host family’s house, we saw a huntsman spider crawling on the wall.  While quite large, and looking somewhat like something made from pipe cleaners, it is not poison.  They did say to check our shoes before putting them on, as small poisonous spiders could lurk inside.

Sheri and her new husband left for a honeymoon to Fiji shortly after the wedding.  We stayed around another day or two, and her former host family treated us to a Sydney Harbour Cruise before we left for Hawaii, our stop on the way home.  Sydney is a day ahead of us, minus a few hours, so according to the time of day, we got to Hawaii before we left Sydney.

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How to Speak Australian

Sydney, Australia

Sydney Harbour Bridge

How to speak Australian:  Fosters is not, so the Aussies say, Australian for beer.  On my first visit, the cash-strapped youngsters claimed everyone drank VB (Victoria Bitters.)  Now older and of better means, they prefer microbrews.  So apparently they all have their own opinions just like people in any other country.

To truly speak Australian, talk really fast, run all the words together, and leave off half of each word.  If an American understands a word you said, try harder.  Also add r’s at the end of words where they don’t belong, and leave them off where they do.  Use lots of z’s, especially in names.  Lauren becomes Lozza, Sheri Shezz.

An Aussie once told me that they speak with their mouths, while we speak with our throats.  Aussie, by the way, is pronounced Ozzy.

Other Australian lingo:

Jen at Sheri's house, Australia

Jen tries VB

car park – parking lot or parking garage

trolley – shopping cart

nappy – diaper

whinge – whine

mum – mom

heaps – lots

lollies – candies

chook – chicken

bloke – guy

bottle shop – liquor store

Macca’s – McDonalds

jumper – sweater or sweatshirt

cot – crib

pram – large stroller

capsicum – bell peppers

rissoles (pronounced rizzols)- hamburger patties, eaten without a bun

bangers & mash – sausage & mashed potatoes

op shop (opportunity shop) – thrift store

bubbler (pronounced bubbla) – drinking fountain

bin man – garbage man

Australians in America get quite a big kick out of seeing a Roto-Rooter truck drive by.  Rooting in Australia does NOT mean cheering for your favorite sports team…..

Australians have hen’s night instead of bridal showers.

We have the jackalope, they have kangawallafox and drop bears.

After a tasty meal, an Aussie might make a comment about the beautiful food.  Walking down Main Street, looking in shop windows displaying anything but food, one might say it looks delicious.

The people we visited slowed down a bit and said one word at a time so we could understand them. Asking a random person on the street for directions brought blank stares from us as he might as well have spoken a foreign language since we didn’t understand a single word he said.

On the flip side, some of our common words they don’t like at all.  At least some of them don’t.  When my daughter said we needed to buy some sandwich fixin’s, her Aussie husband went ballistic.  So the next time they came here I just had to pull food packages out of the pantry to show him that said things like “chili fixin’s” or “salad fixin’s.”

I couldn’t find an actual package of anything that said fixin’s on it just now, but I did get the shelf from a display that used to hold salad fixin’s brand croutons.

see you Aussies, fixin’s IS a real word (sort of)

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Westerdam Private Tour

driving the ship

Bridge of the Westerdam

Many parts of the ship, while essential to the day-to-day function, remain unseen by most cruise ship passengers.  Being media does sometimes have advantages.  The wonderful staff on the ship arranged for us a private tour of the out of view areas of the Holland America Westerdam.

Captain of the Westerdam

interview with the captain

First we met with the captain for an interview on the bridge.   He talked about the multi-national crew.  People from all over the world work on cruise ships, but the majority on Holland America come from Indonesia or the Philippines.

Several other people besides the captain drive the ship.  In fact he has many other duties and usually only drives it himself going into or out of ports.  So the odds are he was not the one at the helm when the ship hit ice in Alaska.  Luckily it sustained only minor damage.  I guess that shows that in spite of the fact that CCC (cheap Chinese crap) has taken over most of our stores, SOME things are built better than they used to be.  The Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks, the Westerdam hits ice and goes on her merry way with just a dent below the waterline.

We learned a lot in our interview with the captain (who is from Holland), but forgot to ask the most important question of all.  On average, how many passengers get left behind at each port?

big ship, tiny wheel

Some interesting features of the bridge include that each of the little windowed areas that stick out beyond the rest of the ship have a set of controls.  They can use these for docking, and stand on the side where they can see everything as they dock.  Mostly the ship gets steered by computer, but it still does have a tiny steering wheel in the middle of the rather large navigation area.  Nothing nearly so impressive as the large wooden captain’s wheels of yesteryear.

in the kitchen

Next we proceeded to a tour of the bowels of the ship.  First we saw the kitchens.  It’s nice to know they have separate areas for preparing different sorts of food.  Vegetables have their own area, as does baked goods.  Fish has a room of its own, so they have no chance of cross-contamination.

baked animals

At the bakery we saw a rack of really cute baked animals.  I’m not sure what they used them for as I did not see them served anywhere where I ate on the ship.

ice carver

What’s in the fridge?

We saw quite a selection of enormous walk-in refrigerators and freezers.  Most held large quantities of one sort of food or another.  Then they opened the door to yet another refrigerator.  There, on a pile of ice shavings, stood the same crew member who had given an ice-carving demonstration by the lido pool a few days earlier.  Only this time he was carving a new ice sculpture in a refrigerator.  More private, but a lot colder.   Later we saw his latest work at the dessert buffet.

inside the refrigerator

The lower decks may not look as fancy as the passenger areas, but they serve their purpose.  On the crew deck, they have two dining rooms.  They serve food from the homelands of the majority of the staff.  We saw hallways leading to the crew quarters, but not the rooms themselves.  That is the crew’s private homes.

mountain of laundry

The laundry puts any public laundromat to shame on sheer size alone.  Walls lined with a multitude of oversized washers and dryers.  Mountains of laundry, each one alone probably larger than the entire total of linens and clothing owned by the average family.

roller iron

Then they showed us the big roller iron thingy.  You could put a whole sheet through that thing and iron it in one go.  We really enjoyed seeing the inner workings of the ship where most passengers never get to go.

fish room

We had a great time on our Caribbean cruise on the Westerdam.  We love Holland America and look forward to sailing with them again sometime.

in the fridge

yet another fridge

flowers in the fridge

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How to Fold Cruise Ship Towel Animals

hanging towel monkey

hanging towel monkey from Holland America Westerdam

Towel Animals delight most passengers on many of the major cruise lines.  I haven’t cruised on all of them (yet) so I can’t say for sure if everyone has them, but so far all the big ships I’ve sailed on with Carnival, Holland America, and Norwegian had daily towel animals.  I’ve learned a lot about folding towel animals since I first wrote this blog, and now have all sorts of other blogs about folding individual towel animals.  Some even have videos.

how to fold a towel penguin

Click photo for instructions on how to fold this easy towel penguin

For instructions on folding specific animals, go to the towel animal page where you will find photos of every towel animal on the blog. Clicking photos on the towel animal page brings you to the blog with the instructions for that specific animal. There are all sorts of different animals from ships there as well as some of my own creations and holiday towel animals. Some are very easy like the penguin and others more difficult like the fire breathing dragon.

towel dragon

click photo to see how to fold this fire-breathing towel dragon

Continue reading for my first-ever towel animal folding blog.

body type A towel folding instructions

Carnival book instructions

The art of towel animal folding seems to elude most cruise ship passengers, just as it once eluded me.   I’ve gone to the towel animal folding demonstrations on more than one cruise.  While quite skillful towel folders, cabin stewards do not usually have English as their first language.  Sometimes their demonstrations can be pretty hard to understand.  Getting a good seat for a demonstration poses a challenge on some ships as well.  On the Poker Cruise to Mexico that we took on Carnival, I actually bought a towel folding book.  Alas, it does not have enough pictures or detailed enough instructions for my towel folding challenged brain to understand.  (Although I can fold the animals now I still think the book could use more information.)

I wrote a short blog once with a towel animal poll.  (You can still vote, the poll never closes.)  Since then I have gotten google hits from people looking for towel folding instructions.  So I thought I would dust off the towel folding book and give it another shot.

Amazingly enough I actually made a pretty good body, something I never managed to do before.  No comment on the heads.

For body type A,  (as shown in the book instructions above) start with a full sized towel laid out flat.

Roll both ends toward  the middle.

roll ends toward middle

The rolls should be even in size when they meet at the middle of the towel.

towel animal folding

roll ends until even rolls touch in the middle

Fold in half with the rolls to the outside.

towel animal folding

fold with rolls to outside

Then pull the corner of each roll until it sticks out a little bit.

towel animal folding

pull ends out of rolls

Take hold of two corners next to each other (the ones on the same side of the roll) with one hand, and the other two with the other hand and pull the corners until the rolls pull into legs and the body is tight.

towel animal folding

pull the corners tight

Keep pulling until it looks like a finished body with four legs.

how to fold towel animals

finished body

how to fold towel animals

Carnival book rabbit head

Now we need a head for this random headless creature.  The bulldog head instructions seemed too hard, so I tried making a rabbit instead.  It pretty much turned out looking like a dog.

Use a hand towel for the head.  Fold in half crosswise.

how to fold towel animals

fold towel in half

Fold in half crosswise a second time.towel animal folding

Fold the corners down like two triangles.  If it looks more like the picture in the book and less like mine it will probably look more like a rabbit and less like a dog.

Tuck the pointed side in and roll both sides to the center.

towel animal folding

tuck the pointed side in

Try to do a better job than I did.  If you have more towel to pull out the rabbit will have longer ears.

cruise ship towel folding

pull up corners for ears

Decorate with sunglasses, or bits of cloth or paper or stickers.

Click link for a new blog with photos and video of stateroom steward folding a towel rabbit.

cruise ship towel animal folding

rabbit looks like a dog

Towel Creations book by Carnival Cruises

Carnival body B (and C) instructions

I made a donkey for body B, but I got lazy on the body and just took the one I’d already made and put it in a sitting position.  It probably would have looked better if I made a new one.  The rolls got a bit loose moving it around too much making different animals out of the same body.

body B (sort of)

towel animal folding

donkey head

Use a hand towel for the donkey head. Fold it in half lengthwise.

Then fold the corners down so it sort of forms a triangle.

how to make a towel donkey

fold corners down

Fold the pointy end down and then fold the corners so it makes a smaller triangle.

cruise ship towel animals

pointy end folded down, and one side folded over it

folded into a smaller triangle

Roll both sides to the center.

towel animal folding

roll both sides

While holding the rolled sides together, pull the forehead down and tuck it so the head stays rolled.

Shape the mouth and ears, then set it on the body and decorate.

towel donkey

my lame donkey

For anyone else who is as bad at towel animal folding as me, I invented a couple of my own no-fail, so easy anyone can fold it towel animals.

First the snake.  Start with a full-sized towel.  Roll it so one end is small and pointy and the other end wide.

easy towel folding

snake body

Use a washcloth for the head.  You can pretty much fold the washcloth however you want so it looks like a head.  Folding it in half diagonally and then folding the two ends down to the midpoint works pretty well.  Or just crunch it up into a head shape, that works too.  Pretty much anything works, different snakes have different shaped heads.

towel snake

snake head

Put the head on the body, add eyes and a tongue and that’s it, easiest towel animal ever.  In this new blog, I have instructions on how to make a snake using just one towel.

towel folding for beginners

my towel snake

For the butterfly, use a brightly colored towel.  Fold it in half crosswise.

fold in half crosswise

Then squish in the middle and fluff out the ends like butterfly wings.

butterfly wings

For the body, roll a washcloth with one end pointy and the other end wide.  Tuck in the edge on the wide end to make the head.

butterfly body

Put the body on the wings and decorate.

my butterfly

I’m much better at folding towel animals now.  Plus I discovered that most of my issues with heads when I wrote this blog were due to the fact that my hand towels are not the right proportions for it.

making a towel crab

Towel Crab

This is my new invention, the towel crab.  I’m working on a series on folding individual towel animals. Each animal will have step by step instructions with still photos and some have a video of a stateroom steward folding the animal.  It’s easy to make sure you don’t miss any upcoming animals.  Just follow My Cruise Stories on twitter or networked blogs, “like” My Cruise Stories facebook page, or click the link on the sidebar to get an email or RSS subscription.  Posted now: rabbit , frog, easy seal, hanging monkey, one-towel snake, pig, gorilla. turtle, cat, dog, elephant, dinosaur, penguin, bear, pigeon, better seal (sea lion or walrus), turkey and stingray, and more.  Another easy-to-make towel folding project, which also comes in useful as a gift, is the towel cake.  For more towel animal instructions check out the towel animal page.

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cruise ship towel animals

Norwegian Sun’s towel rabbit

Holland America’s towel butterfly

cruise ship towel animals

Holland America’s towel dog

towel lobster

Holland America’s towel lobster

Norwegian Sun’s towel elephant

somewhere in Australia

Lauren’s towel elephant from Hotel Padma, Bali

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