High Country Pack Trip

pack trip with Icicle Outfitters

bridge on Myrtle Lake trail

Many ports where cruise ships stop offer horseback riding as one of the shore excursion choices.  These day rides sometimes last as little as 45 minutes.  Guests sometimes dismount wishing they had a way to ride longer.

Adventurous travelers have found a way to take that longer ride.  Whether as a pre-or post-cruise expedition or as a stand-alone vacation, a pack trip is the way to go.  Experienced pack outfitters provide everything but your own personal gear.  Besides horse care, they also cook and clean up after meals so guests can just relax and enjoy their time with nature.

When cruising from Seattle, Icicle Outfitters is relatively close by with pack trips leaving from Entiat, near the charming town of Leavenworth.  Trip options include group trips scheduled for specific times and places, or private deluxe trips with your own personal schedule and itinerary.

I just had the opportunity to try Icicle Outfitters deluxe pack trip.  We went into the Glacier Peak Wilderness area, which limits groups to a total of 12 heartbeats, so this particular itinerary is just for the private trips.  We had a base camp where mules pack in gear the first day and then pack it out at the end.  The camp stayed in one place and we took day rides from there.  Traveling camps offer another alternative where the camp travels to a new location each night.

We pulled in to the ranch in Entiat, where a trailer of horses and mules awaited our arrival.  They gave each of us a packed lunch and a set of saddle bags in which to stow anything we might want along the trail.  Then they “mannied” up the rest of our things into packs for the mules.

Glacier Peak wilderness

pack mules on the trail

After a ride in the truck to the trailhead we were each assigned a horse while the guides loaded the pack mules.  They had a very large mule named Bud Light.  An ordinary sized mule named Randy looked dwarfed standing next to Bud.  Because another group had just left and the main camp was already set up it just took the two mules to bring in our gear and some groceries.  Later when they returned to pack up the entire camp, they had about 8 or 10 mules.

pack trip with Icicle Outfitters

Barb on Little Foot, Mel on Morgan, Lois on Tango

I rode a Morgan horse named Tango, my niece Mel a Morgan horse named Morgan, and my sister Barb a very tall mare called Georgie Girl. The guides, Charlie and Bailey, had horses named Valley Girl and Montana.

Glacier Peak wilderness

forest of burnt trees

We rode for awhile through green forests until we came to a sign noting the boundry to the Glacier Peak Wilderness Area.  Shortly after venturing into the wilderness, green forests gave way to acres of burned trees, ghostly sentinels of their former selves.  The burned forest did not make much shade on the trail, but it did have an erie beauty of its own.  Glimpses of nearby mountain peaks through the stands of burnt trees added to the ethereal wonder of the passing view. Wildflowers and other greenery grew between the trees, soaking up the sunlight.  In some places, groups of new little trees grew.  Strangest of all were the occasional tall living trees.  A few trees managed to somehow remain unscathed while everything around them had burned.  Often we passed half fallen trees or twisted branches curled into interesting shapes.

after the forest fire

gnarly branches

The US has a “Let it Burn” policy in wilderness areas.  This came about due to diseased forests resulting from decades of fighting every fire.  Perhaps though, common sense would best prevail somewhere in between fighting every fire and fighting nothing at all.  This particular fire started from a lightning strike, which smoldered in a stump for a couple weeks.  First our tax dollars paid for 4 people to watch a stump smolder.  Then when weather conditions changed untold amounts were spent to keep the fire from spreading beyond the wilderness border.  In a non-wilderness area, helicopter loggers would harvest the dead trees, but here they stand until they rot and fall.

glacier peak trail

Mel at a river crossing

We crossed many streams, the horses sometimes stopping for a drink. All these rivers of freshly melted snow must make quite a cold crossing to hikers, who have to cross them on foot.

Several hours into the journey I rather wished I’d had the foresight to purchase a soft woolly fleece saddle cover. I usually ride in a synthetic English saddle, which is not only a bit narrower than the western one, but a whole lot softer.  Especially since none of these saddles had padded seats.  I’d recommend buying the fleece saddle cover to anyone booking a long horseback trip in unfamiliar saddles.

We stopped for lunch along the trail, and eventually made our way to our camp, set up in the first of a series of meadows.  Each meadow has a camp name, ours was called coon camp.  We did not see any raccoons, but it did have lots of mule deer.  A doe and her two fawns stayed right around our campsite most of the time.  At night the guides had to tightly wrap the saddles in the canvas used for the mule packs to keep deer from eating the saddle ties to get at the salt where they rub on sweaty horses.

glacier peak wilderness

deer at coon camp

Our main guide for the trip, Aaron, waited for us at camp.  He’d stayed behind when the previous group left.  That night he introduced us to dutch oven cooking.  I’d heard of dutch ovens before, but never actually seen one in use.  He had several of varying sizes stacked on one another, from which he produced an entire meal including salmon, green beans, and fruit cobbler.  One morning he even baked cinnamon rolls in it.  He said he could make just about anything in the dutch ovens, and had even at times made birthday cakes.

glacier peak wilderness

campsite

Charlie left with the mules, now unburdened by packs, hoping to get to the trailhead before dark.  He was with them when they returned, so dark or light, he did get to the trailhead that night.

trail to Entiat Glacier

mountain meadow

After an excellent dutch oven breakfast the next morning, Aaron set out a large selection of things for packing our own lunches.  He said that way everyone gets what they want.

Aaron rode a gaited paso fino mule named Little Foot.  After Barb sadly mentioned having asked for a mule, and that information not getting relayed to the ranch, he traded with her the next day and let her ride his own personal mule for the rest of the trip.  He said it is all about keeping the guests happy.  I said all I wanted was not to have to cook, wash dishes, or saddle my horse.  They do have their limits however.  He said one time a woman expected him to wash her underwear, and that wasn’t happening.

We learned that bacon grease works as a wound salve.  Aaron swears it works better than any product on the market for scar-free wound healing in equines, though I am not likely brave enough to try it on mine.  They will have to live with commercial products.

Glacier Peak wilderness

Entiat Glacier

After choosing from the many available lunch options and loading our saddle bags with water bottles, sweatshirts, sunscreen and bug spray we headed out toward Entiat Glacier.  Eventually the burned forest gave way to grassy meadows full of wildflowers.  Further down the trail we came to green forest with patches of late melting snow.  Quite a contradiction riding  through snow on a warm sunny day in August.  Snow still covered part of the trail to the glacier.  Some we could get by, but we did get to a point where we had to stop and just enjoy lunch with a great close-up glacial view.  It seemed as if we stood on the glacier’s edge while on deep snow with a creek running under it, but eventually that too will melt and the actual glacier’s edge lay a short distance beyond.

trail to Entiat Glacier

Barb rides Georgie in snow on a hot August day

Unlike the trails near home, which have things like nettles, thistles, and blackberry bushes, the trails there did not seem to have any unfriendly vegetation.  Other than trees we mainly saw grass and wildflowers.  All sorts of beautiful flowers in a variety of sizes and colors.

glacier peak wilderness

lupine

After another excellent dutch oven dinner, we sat around the fire toasting marshmallows for s’mores, in spite of the fact that we had already had another tasty dutch oven fruit cobbler for dessert.  Campfires are an excellent place to tell stories and Aaron had some good ones from many years spent on those trails.

Over the years he met some interesting characters, including a naked jogger he crossed paths with several times.  Like an old-fashioned streaker, the man did wear shoes.  When asked what he carried in his small backpack, he replied “socks.”

Although we never came across any, some years they have underground hornet’s nests in the area.  One time they came across a sign hanging on a tree.  The small size of the writing meant anyone wishing to read it would have to stand quite close.  Once close enough to see, the sign said “If you can read this you will get stung.”  And so they did.  And removed the sign to prevent anyone else from getting lured to the hornet’s nest.  For the most part it’s pretty isolated there, we only saw a few people on our way in and out, but none in the official wilderness area other than one guy from the Forest Service riding with a couple pack horses.

coon camp

evening grossbeak on a morning firepit visit

Sitting around the campfire in the morning while we ate breakfast, we enjoyed watching brightly colored little birds called evening grossbeaks flit around through the nearby trees.  One brave little bird didn’t wait for us to leave, but hopped right into the cooler area of the firepit to munch on the ash.  Apparently they prefer fresh ash over the entire forest of older ash all around them.

historic trapper's cabin

Gordan Stewart’s cabin

The next day we rode to an old historic trapper’s cabin.  It was built by a man named Gordon Stewart, who had several cabins in the area built in the 1920’s and 1930’s, most of which no longer remain.  He stayed there every winter under many feet of snow except during the war years when the army used his mountain man skills to have him sneak across enemy lines right into their camps.

pack trip with Icicle Outfitters

Barbara fishing in the river

We tried some fly fishing in a stream near the cabin before riding back to camp.  On the last day we stopped at Myrtle Lake for some more fishing on our way out.

Myrtle Lake

Mel flyfishing at Myrtle Lake

We had a great time on our pack trip.  We had planned it as a once in a lifetime vacation, but enjoyed it so much we’d love to go again.

Icicle Outfitters has pack trips to suit everyone.  Ride from lake to lake with fishing stops at each, participate in a round-up, or visit the remote village of Stehekin at the tip of Lake Chelan, horse packing either in or out, and cruising on the Lady of the Lake the other direction.

Glacier Peak Wilderness

hollow trunk of burnt tree

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Leavenworth Washington – Bavaria in America

Visconti's terrace

Leavenworth WA

Many cruises leave from Seattle to Alaska during the summer.  Anyone who has a little extra time to spend in the area will find that Seattle has a lot to see.  With time to venture a bit farther away, there’s even more.

Nestled snugly into the Cascade Mountains, just east of Stevens Pass sits the very unique town of Leavenworth Washington.  While many towns sprang up in the last century when mines, trains, or sawmills provided work, a lot of them faded into oblivion, or became ghost towns when the work disappeared.  Leavenworth on the other hand refused to die.

The trains found a safer route through the mountains following a disastrous avalanche that knocked two trains off the tracks killing nearly 100 people.  Once the trains left town, the sawmill shut down.  Then the great depression hit.  For several decades Leavenworth struggled to survive.  Then they came up with a brilliant idea.  Inspired by the mountains surrounding the town, and their resemblance to the German Alps, the whole town went Bavarian in hopes of attracting tourists.

The town did more than survive.  It thrived and grew.  Many charming Bavarian themed shops line the main streets of town, surrounded by Bavarian themed hotels.  The town hosts many parades and festivals throughout the year.  They also have art in the park and the highlight of the year, Christmas tree lighting.

Leavenworth WA

Melissa shopping

Trains once again stop near Leavenworth with the recent addition of the Icicle Station on the Amtrak empire builder route.   Buses also provide transportation from Seattle, though most people arrive by car.  Seattle has many car rental options for people who fly in from other places.

Leavenworth offers a wide variety of restaurants and hotels to fit any budget.  Some hotels even allow pets.  Most have pools.  Some even have indoor pools open year-round.  Many area wineries have tasting rooms in Leavenworth.  You don’t have to walk far through town to find the next one.  There’s also plenty of places to buy clothing, gifts, sweets, jewelery, and just about anything else a tourist could want.

Famous for their white chicken chili as well as the decor, the Soup Cellar sits down a flight of stairs from the main road through town.  The walls of this tasty eatery are papered with a multitude of dollar bills, each one signed or decorated by the customer who hung it there.

Leavenworth WA

Enzian

The Enzian Inn, one of the nicer places to stay in town, has both indoor and outdoor pools.  It also has a real grass golf putting course where hotel guests are allowed to play for free and others for a fee.  Goats graze in a hillside pasture between the sidewalk and the golf course, often stopping for passers-by to pet or photograph them.

golf putting course

goats and golf

Pretty much everywhere in Leavenworth has great mountain views.  Most hotels include free breakfast with a night’s stay.  Other options include Bed and Breakfast places, or nearby campgrounds and resorts.  Der Ritterhoff even allows people with motorhomes and trailers to stay in their field right in town.

pack trip, Glacier Peak

horseback riding with Icicle Outfitters

While a great destination in itself, Leavenworth’s prime location also makes it a good base for further adventures such as horseback riding on nearby trails or taking a pack trip into the mountains. Icicle Outfitters has horses available for day rides on Icicle Road just outside of Leavenworth.  They also do guided pack trips for people wanting more than a day ride.

Wenatchee River

white water rafting with Alpine Adventures

Rafting down a nearby river, whether white water or a scenic float, also makes a great way to spend a day.  River floats meet in nearby Cashmere or Lake Wenatchee State Park.  Several companies offer raft trips, including Alpine Adventures.

Year round there is always something to do in Leavenworth.  In the wintertime sleigh rides and skiing make use of the mountain snow in and near the town.

I’ve been to Leavenworth a few times and stayed in a variety of places.  One snowy winter we stayed at the Evergreen Inn for a night on the way farther east.  We had a nice room there, large bathroom and two separate rooms for the beds.  It is pet-friendly, which is nice since my dog came too.  The breakfast included make-your-own Belgian waffles.  This hotel sits on the same road as many shops, about a block beyond the stores and off the highway in a pretty quiet location.  My daughter Sheri and her husband quite enjoyed late night sledding down the very small hill that leads up to the shops.  Some things in the room did show a bit of wear, but that’s to be expected where pets are allowed.

I’ve also stayed at the Alpine Rivers Inn, but long enough ago I don’t remember what the room was like.  Which means it was probably average with nothing especially bad or good to stick in the memory.  That one is around a bend in the highway on the river, a short walk to town.  It belongs to the same people as Enzian, so free golf is included, but the price at Alpine Rivers is significantly lower.

Leavenworth WA

Barb & Mel on the terrace at the Enzian

I’m normally pretty budget-conscious, but my sister, niece and I stopped in Leavenworth before and after a pack trip and river rafting adventure this summer and decided to splurge and try the Enzian one night.  The Enzian keeps the Bavarian theme going inside as well as out.  The room was more spacious than most, and nicely decorated.  The breakfast included made-to-order omelettes along with an array of fresh fruits and pastries, and other hot choices such as eggs and ham,  They had a beautiful breakfast room with lots of windows and nice views.  This inn also had other common areas where people could sit in several lovely rooms or on an outside terrace.  Their schedule included some daily music options as well.  If I wasn’t normally looking for the cheapest price, I’d stay there every time.

inside the Enzian

Due to a recent eye surgery, I could not get any UV into my eye.  I couldn’t talk the others into using the indoor pool on a bright sunny day though, so I thought I would look like the village idiot swimming in sunglasses.  Much to my surprise, for a time my sister and niece were the only ones in the pool NOT wearing sunglasses.  Then some young kids jumped in, and all the adults scurried quickly to the shallow end to avoid getting our sunglasses splashed while the kids played in the deep end.  A bit opposite, but whatever works.

Leavenworth WA

view from Visconti’s terrace

We tried a restaurant I hadn’t been to before called Visconti’s.  We sat on an outside terrace and had a tasty meal with a scenic view of part of the town and some of the surrounding mountains.  We split two orders between three people and still had food left over.

Front Street

shopping in Leavenworth

Like most tourists, we managed to leave our money in some of the shops, each of us buying different things.  My sister and I found some great touristy hats, with strings to hold them on our heads through horseback riding and river rafting.  Probably great for embarrassing the niece as well.  She did not wear a hat, and did manage to sunburn her head.  That’s probably worse, especially when the part in your hair burns, and then peels like mondo dandruff flakes.  I’ve never been a hat person either, but with the eye thing I had to become one.

Leavenworth WA

Howard Johnson

On the way back we stayed at the Howard Johnson.  More the average motel – sufficient and a lot lower priced.  Parking was a bit tight, so it is a good thing we did not have a big truck or SUV, although some people did.  They had an outdoor pool and a breakfast that included biscuits & gravy and make-your-own waffles.  It also allows pets in some rooms.  This one we got cheap on Travelocity, and ours was one of the rooms near the end of the hall that are a bit smaller than the rest.  Whether that is coincidence, or if they keep the smaller rooms for the cheap travel sites I have no clue.

Pretty much anyone could find something to enjoy on a visit to Leavenworth.

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Sneaking Veggies into Dessert

Gluten free brownies

Strawberry Brownie Sundae

I can’t pretend this post is related to cruising, but people like dessert and there’s a great need for gluten-free recipes good enough anyone can eat them.  I have several others on this blog as well: coconut-lime muffins, chocolate melting cake, rollable pie crust, and pavlova.

fresh beets

When my daughter last came for a visit, she stopped in for lunch with her dad at Forest Ridge School where her uncle, Chef Ron works.  They came home raving about the brownies, so I asked Chef Ron for his recipe.  He said it isn’t really his, it’s pastry chef Stacey’s, but he sent it anyway.

not a medium dice

8oz beets, diced too big

This isn’t your average school food, but an upscale private school with real chefs.  John and Sheri said the lunch there tasted better than most restaurant food. Since a new school year is just starting, now seems like a good time to post this blog.

Beet brownies taste a lot better than they sound. Girls at Forest Ridge who are not on gluten-free diets buy these brownies.

I’ve never actually roasted vegetables before, but I would have eaten these beets fresh from the oven by themselves without the brownies.  In fact, since I have a beet left over I’m going to do just that.

I made two separate batches, one following Chef Stacey’s recipe, and one substituting a non-dairy spread for the butter to make lactose free (no dairy) gluten free brownies.  There seems to be more of a difference in the texture than the taste

double recipe

16oz roasted beets, steaming hot

between the batch with butter and the batch without.  At least that was what I thought.  I used a canola based spread, but any non-dairy spread, vegetable based shortening, or cooking oil would work.

Chef Stacey seems to have substituted beets and applesauce for the water rather than any of the fat from

pureed beets

I love my Black & Decker mini food processor

the original package recipe.  The dough was quite thick.  I would have taken out some of the fat and left in at least some water, but she’s a chef and I’m not.  I will try another batch before I publish this blog though, and go with a bit less fat and some water and see how it turns out.

Even with the addition of beets and applesauce, this is still a dessert, but since people eat dessert anyway, it might as well have some redeeming qualities.  Frosting them with a chocolate nut spread such as Nutella or MaraNatha Dark Chocolate Almond Spread saves some calories over actual frosting and adds some nutrition as well.  Not to mention tastes good too.  Well I thought so, but John says my brownies don’t pass muster.  He hates beets and said the ones at the school not only had the texture of normal brownies, they did not taste like beets at all, but he thought mine did.

I wasn’t sure what medium diced meant, not being in the habit of dicing things, so

gluten free, lactose free brownies in the pan

baked brownies

perhaps I diced them too large.  Or maybe it is my lack of a kitchen aid mixer, which the recipe specifically calls for.  Now I feel like one of those people on the worst cooks show that try to imitate the wonderful-looking food the chef made and end up with crap.  Except I don’t think they taste like crap.  I’ll have to find more victims, I mean subjects, to test them on.

frosted brownie

frosted with dark chocolate almond nut spread

These are very rich and dense brownies, so making two batches at a time probably was not a good plan since I don’t have a large family to feed them to.  They don’t really need frosting since they are so rich on their own.  They do, however, make great brownie sundaes.  I tried both strawberry and chocolate sauce over vanilla ice cream on them.  I thought the strawberry tasted best because the lightness of it contrasted well with the richness of the brownie.

My niece, Mel, who hates all vegetables, came over to ride horses.  After we got back from the trail, I asked her to try the two types of brownies and see if she could tell the difference between the ones with butter and the ones with the canola spread.  I did tell her they were gluten free, but did not mention the beets.  She commented that they looked a bit reddish, and said they tasted good, but different than normal brownies. Also slightly different from each other.

gluten free brownies

brownies ready to eat

She liked them enough to eat a brownie sundae, choosing the butter brownie with double fudge brownie ice cream and chocolate sauce.  After she finished eating it, I told her about the beets. She still liked them well enough to take some of the brownies made with canola spread home to share with her mother who can’t have gluten or dairy.  She reported back that her mother liked the brownies, so John seems to be the only one not liking them.  I should have tried this before Sheri left so there would be a second person who had tasted the originals to give an opinion on them.  Too late for that now.

I would never have thought of vanilla as something that would have gluten in it.  Both the brownie mix package and the vanilla package mentioned gluten free vanilla though so perhaps some vanilla does have gluten in it.

Chef Stacey’s Beet Brownies

8oz beets, fresh, peeled, and medium diced

gluten free brownie mix

Bob’s gluten free brownie mix

1tsp granulated sugar

1 1/2 tsp vegetable/canola oil

1/2 cup applesauce

1 oz vegetable/canola oil

1 package Bob’s Gluten-Free Brownie Mix

3/4 cup unsalted butter, melted

1 egg

2 tsp vanilla extract

1. Toss beets with sugar and oil.  Roast at 375F for 20 minutes or until tender.  Take

spice islands gluten free vanilla

gluten free vanilla

out and cool completely.

2. Preheat oven to 350F.  Prepare 9″ x 13″ pan with a light coating of nonstick cooking spray or parchment paper.

3. Once beets have completely cooled, process (blender, food processor, hand blender) with applesauce and 1 oz oil.

4. Place brownie mix in a KitchenAid mixer.  Beat in melted butter, egg, vanilla, and beet mixture until combined.

5. Pour into prepared pan.   Bake for 20-30 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.  Remove from oven and cool 2 minutes.  Then flip out of pan and cool completely.

gluten free brownie recipe

chocolate brownie sundae

On the second try I diced the beets much smaller, but still had to add an extra 10 minutes to the roasting time before they seemed soft.  (A couple burned in the extra time, but not most of them.)

I added 1/4 cup water and used 1/4 cup canola oil in the blender with the beets and applesauce.  It did come out much more like a puree than last time.  The dough still seemed quite thick even after adding an additional 1/4 cup water.  I cut the butter down to 1/3 cup.

My mixer still had issues with the thickness of the dough.  Not only do I not have the kitchen aid mixer called for in the original recipe, but I don’t have any normal beaters either.  Mine has a choice of thin wirey beaters or rubber paddles that have just one loop instead of the 2 intersecting loops normal metal beaters have.  It did turn out with a normal brownie dough texture this time though.

John said these tasted like the originals, so his issue with the first batch probably mainly involved the texture.   I thought these tasted good, but lighter and not as rich as the first batch.  I did not frost them as they tasted quite good without it, but for someone inclined to frost their brownies the lighter ones would probably work better.

They did go quite well with the cherry-vanilla ice cream I had in the freezer, topped with half chocolate and half strawberry ice cream sauce.

Chef Ron says the key is definitely having the beets soft enough that they puree without any solid pieces left.  The school has a better blender than most people would, so he said it is OK to steam them first so they roast up softer without burning, or even just steam them.

gluten-free brownie

Hannah enjoys a beet brownie at Forest Ridge school

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Comedy Cruise

rythmboat

Comedy Cruise, Sydney Australia

We wanted one last hurrah before the baby was born.  I was gigantic.  I looked like I’d swallowed a basketball. Plus a football, and maybe a little league team.  I was 37 weeks pregnant, and going on a comedy cruise in Sydney with my husband.  Maybe going on a cruise when 37 weeks pregnant is not the best of ideas, but everyone says the first baby is always late and never early, and that was the earliest cruise date we could get.  The others were all sold out.

As the boat pulled away from the dock, I freaked out a little.  What if I went into

Sheri's photos

any day now

labour (I didn’t know at that stage that labour is not actually like the movies, it’s not bang, your water breaks and 5 minutes later you have a baby.  No, it’s not like that at all.  Not for the first one anyway)?  What if my water broke?  Would we have to make the entire boat turn around prematurely just to drop me off?  Would I end up having a baby in the bathroom stall all by myself?  I decided not to think about it.  Well, to try not to think about it.

I felt much better when a group of people were running late, missed the launch entirely and then caught a water taxi to the boat that was already 15 minutes away from the dock.  Sure, it cost them $80, more than the cruise itself, but hey, they were on.  And then I knew that if something crazy happened, like soiling myself with amniotic fluid, we could just get a water taxi back to shore.  Relief sigh.

The comedy was hilarious.  We were warmed up with a comedy magician.  I can never figure out how they do their tricks, but when they do tricks and comedy at the same time?  Gold.  Then there was a rather hilarious mangey looking character who I’d just seen a week or so before when I was in the audience of Ready Steady Cook. They liked to keep us entertained in between filming segments, so he was the comedian providing the let’s-keep-the-audience-riled-up-and-cheery comedic relief.  Funny, when they introduced him on the cruise, they said “you may have seen him on the Footy Show,” and some other places that I can’t remember because I had baby brain then, and I have it again now, but they certainly didn’t say “you may have seen him making people giggle during ad breaks on the set of Ready Steady Cook.”  Nope, that’s far too embarrassing.

A man in the front row attempted to heckle the Ready Steady Cook comedian.  But heckler had a mullet.  Yeah, you read right, a mullet.  I’m sorry, but if you have a mullet, you can’t really heckle anyone.  Then he said he was from Rooty Hill, which is in Western Sydney, bogan capital of Australia (Western Sydney, not Rooty Hill specifically).  Ready Steady Cook guy spent most of the rest of his set making jokes about bogan Rooty Hill guy.  It was hilarious.  I was kind of afraid all the laughing might send me into labour, or at the very least, make me wet myself.

The cruise included an entree (for you Americans, that is an appetiser, not the main meal), main (yeah, that is the main meal.  The big one.  The one after the entree.), and desert. I can’t for the life of me remember what the dinner was, but it was yummy.  I know I ate it all.  I was hanging out for that desert.  I was 37 weeks pregnant after all.  They were doing that whole every other person thing.  You know, this person gets the delicious chocolate cake with a strawberry on the side and some sort of fudgy squiggle on top of that, the next person gets the strawberry cheesecake, the next person the chocolate cake, and so on.

Since Aaron and I were sitting next to each other, we were going to get one of each and then split them.  Only the waiter must have seen my gigantic pregnant belly and didn’t want to make me wait for my cake.  Instead, he gave both of us the cheesecake, which happened to be the one that came to our table first.  Humph.  What was I supposed to do?  I couldn’t just say “um…excuse me Mr. waiter who is trying to be nice and not make a pregnant woman wait for her desert, but I actually wanted the chocolate cake.  Take this back now please.  Come on, take it back.”  No, I couldn’t do that.

I sat there for a bit, flabbergasted at the two plates of cheesecake in front of us, willing one of them to turn into the gooey chocolately delicious mudcake that the guy across from me had in front of him.  Nope, it was still cheesecake.  Don’t get me wrong, it was delicious cheesecake.  But I wanted mudcake!  Darn it, I was pregnant and I wanted mudcake!  The man across from me didn’t touch his mudcake.  It just sat there, in front of me, taunting me.  I could have reached out and grabbed a bit, that’s how close it was.  But I couldn’t.  It was torture.  Surely guy across from me was going to at least try his mudcake?  Then at least I wouldn’t be staring at it, salivating at the very prospect of devouring it.  But he totally ignored his delicious looking cake.  It just sat there, staring at me for the rest of the trip.  I thought about asking him for it, but what if he was planning to eat it at the last minute?  Awkward….

He didn’t.  He just left it there, untouched.  Not offering it to anyone.  No, “hey, I’m not going to eat this, anyone want it?”  Nope, not at all.  The boat pulled up to the dock and he stood up get off.  Hmmm….maybe I could just try a little bite….  No, that would have looked extremely dodgy, and everyone was already staring at me for being so out of place with my basketball team belly.  Oh how I wanted to eat that cake!  Looking back, I should have just asked the waiter for the chocolate cake.  Sigh.

FYI, don’t wear a tiny mini skirt on such a cruise.  The cruise boats are not that big, so you can lose your footing if walking around from time to time.  One 20-ish lady who appeared to be from a hens night (bachelorette party) was going down the stairs in her hi-here’s-my-butt mini skirt, lost her footing, and went bum over head down the last few stairs.  Hi-here’s-my-butt mini skirt went all the way up and turned into hi-here’s-my-entire-nether-region skirt.  Lucky for her she was wearing briefs.  She probably shouldn’t have been wearing those 4 inch heels either.  I’m sure that didn’t help.

Thanks Sheri, for writing my first-ever guest blog.

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Daintree River Cruise

Daintree River, Queensland Australia

boarding the riverboat

We stepped out of the 4-wheel drive jungle bus onto the muddy banks of Australia’s Daintree River.  Picking our way through the mud and across the makeshift plank path near the water’s edge, we boarded the waiting river boat perched stern end up on the riverbank.

Daintree River, Queensland

bird on the riverbank

Once the entire busload of people climbed on board (and thus became a boatload of people) the boat left the shore and proceeded down the river.  All eyes watched the riverbanks, looking for any sign of the many creatures dwelling there.

bat tree, Queensland

bats take flight

Not all bats live in caves, we discovered.  Several trees came to life as the colony of sleeping bats left their upside down perches on the branches and took flight, disturbed by the noise of our boat.  They must have quite a hard time getting a good day’s sleep as ours was not the only riverboat cruising the Daintree River.

Daintree River, Queensland Australia

row of frogs on a branch

Farther downstream we found a tree full of frogs.  Not little ones like the Pacific tree frogs we see at home.  Pretty big for frogs.  I didn’t know tree frogs got that big.  We learn all sorts of things while traveling.

crocodile, Queensland

freshwater crocodile

Here and there along the banks we saw lots of juvenile crocodiles.  Even adult fresh water crocs are not as big or fierce as the saltwater crocs.  Of course we did not see any of them along the banks of a river.

Daintree River

ferry at the dock on the Daintree River

A small primitive ferry crossed the river on cables.  We had crossed the river on that ferry earlier in the day on the jungle bus rainforest tour.  Now we passed under the cables.

Daintree River cruise

leaving the riverboat cruise

When the ride ended, the boat docked near a steep bank.

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Jungle Bus Rainforest Tour

Daintree Rainforest

Jungle Bus

Standing in front of our hotel in Port Douglas waiting for a ride to the Daintree Rainforest tour, we all felt a bit surprised when a giant 4-wheel drive off-road jungle bus pulled up instead of an ordinary tour bus.

“We need this bus where we’re going,” the driver announced.

We climbed aboard and found seats.  After picking up a few more passengers at other hotels, the bus headed for the jungle.

Daintree Rainforest, Australia

real rainforest cafe

At the first stop in the rainforest, we climbed a tall set of stairs to a rustic cafe where we had a little snack and learned a bit about the flora and fauna of the area.  Many trees depend on a large flightless bird called a cassowary.  The trees grow large seeds that must pass through the digestive system of the cassowary in order to sprout.  It has to eat a lot of them as each seed does not provide much nutrition.  For anything other than a cassowary, most of the seeds are poison.

Daintree rainforest bug

we saw quite a variety of bugs

Australia’s ancient rainforests contain many plant  species not found anywhere else.  Some primitive species remain unchanged from the time of dinosaurs.  Many live nowhere else on earth.  Less than 1% of Australia’s landmass, the Daintree holds a large percentage of the country’s species of both plants and animals.

Jungle Bus Tour

the elusive cassowary

Many of Daintree’s visitors see cassowaries only on the speedbump signs.  We got lucky and saw one along the road early in our tour.

meal shack in the jungle

mmm, lunchtime

The tour stopped sometimes for hikes on trails or for viewpoints.  We had a nice barbecue lunch at a shack in the woods.  A short trail led to a stream where fish hung out near the shore hoping for handouts.

Daintree Rainforest, Australia

trail to the beach

jungle bus tour

beach in the rainforest

At one stop we hiked a sandy trail to a remote beach, uninhabited until our group arrived.

Australia rainforest tour

stick bug

Along the way we saw stick bugs in the trees.

Port Douglas, Australia

we saw some crazy-looking spiders

We saw a tractor harvesting tea leaves at the Daintree tea farm.  We stopped there for quite a tasty afternoon tea.

Daintree tea farm

harvest time at the Daintree Tea farm

Near the end of the tour, the bus took us to a trail up a mountain.  We crossed a long bridge through the jungle and soon it began to rain.  Looking toward the threatening sky, some people had grabbed umbrellas as they left the bus.  Those of us that hadn’t ran back, only to get told by the driver we had to don garbage bags over our wet clothes before he would let us back on the bus.  Had to protect the seats and keep them dry he said.

Daintree rainforest, Australia

on the rainy bridge

The rain stayed locally just in that area, as the bus let us off near a river for the next half of our adventure on a river cruise, not a drop fell from the sky.

Daintree rainforest

more crazy spiders

Daintree Rainforest

Australia has a lot of spiders

Australian Rainforest

cassowary

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Beware the Ninja Floaters

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

snorkeler near the Reef Encounter

What exactly is a ninja floater?  I could be talking about the irukandji (aka iracongi)

iraconji jellyfish photo courtesy of jellyfish facts.net

jellyfish.  Tiny and transparent, these deadly jellyfish float about unseen in the waters of northern Australia.  But they are not the subject of this blog.  Perhaps a great white shark?  While it is hard to imagine something so large having the stealth of a ninja, if everyone saw them coming nobody would lose life or limb in a shark attack.

Sharks are not the subject either.  Ninja floaters weren’t found in the waters outside the boat.  Far closer to a home away from home, right in the cabin.  In the waters of…….a malfunctioning toilet.

I blame diet soda for random cruiser’s floater problem.  I’ve heard it takes over a year for the chemicals in just one can of soda to clear out of a person’s body.  Random cruiser drank enough diet soda to kill a person.  I’ve also heard that aspartame (artificial sweetner used in diet soda) was an accidental invention by someone researching chemical weapons.  Yummy.  Death in a can.

Nobody else on the boat had problems with their toilets, so either random cruiser’s had a really weak flush, or the ninja floaters were just too much for it to handle.  My vote is on the floaters.  Regular toilets have issues with them, a marine toilet didn’t stand a chance.

Random cruiser’s roomate despised using a dirty toilet.  They threw toilet paper over the floaters and flushed, hoping the toilet paper would drag them down.  Somehow though, the floaters often managed to sneak out from under their paper net.  The toilet paper had no trouble going down.  Actually nothing else had any trouble going down.   In less than a day, the whole bowl was coated with a film making the once clean toilet appear as if it hadn’t been cleaned in months.

If the roommate ever did manage to rid the toilet of the unwanted floaters, by their next visit more would have appeared.  No winning against ninja the floaters.

Most ships have a public toilet somewhere, but this one did not.  They must have figured it was small enough people could always get to their cabins.  So there was, literally, nowhere else for the roommate to go.  I really felt sorry for whoever had to clean that room when their cruise ended.  I hope they left the maid a really big tip.

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Diving on the Great Barrier Reef

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Coral and Fish

I love snorkeling, and did a lot of it on our Great Barrier Reef cruise on the Reef Encounter.  At one stop though, I tried something different.  The beginner’s scuba lesson they offered on that cruise.  You don’t usually think of  lessons as part of a vacation, but there’s all sorts of opportunities to learn new things.  Traveling to new places often offers a chance to discover things you never would have thought of on your own.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Diver and Coral

Diving on the Great Barrier Reef sure beats the normal first dive in a swimming pool!  We got to the stop where John and I had our dive lesson scheduled and found the water full of tiny jellyfish.  Not the deadly sort, but they did sting.  Most people opted out of snorkeling at that stop.

“They’re only on the surface,” the dive instructor said.  “Once we get under the water it will be fine.”

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Chris at the reef

My son Chris usually dove, but since the ship had more stops per day than they allowed dives he had chosen to snorkel at this stop.  And since he had a full wetsuit he actually went, jellyfish and all.

John and I had the rented wetsuits from the ship.  Mine had short legs and long sleeves.  His had short legs and short sleeves.  We started down in the water.  The instructor told us to use the anchor cable to get under.

Hand over hand, we made our way down the cable.  Got a few stings at the surface, but once below the surface, the water was indeed jellyfish-free.  We barely got our heads under before John bailed.  Got a jellyfish stuck in the sleeve of his wetsuit he said.  Had to get out of the suit to avoid constant stinging.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

going down the anchor cable through the stinging jellyfish

On down the cable I went, just me and the instructor.  Into the undersea world Chris loves so much.  The instructor watched all the gadgets that tell air levels and whatever else it is divers need to keep watch on, so I just watched the instructor.  And the sea life.  Lots of life to see.  Not quite as brightly colored as it looks from the surface, but then I didn’t have a light.  You can’t touch the coral, but some places have bare rock in between corals and people can hang onto the rocks.  At one point the ship’s photographer, Kathy, came by and snapped a couple photos, so I actually got pictures of my one and only dive.  I think we only went down about 30 feet or so.  The experienced divers probably go farther in places where the water gets deeper.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

me diving (holding onto a rock, not the coral)

It’s a quiet peaceful world down there.  The dive instructor communicated through pre-arranged hand signals.  I followed where he led and stopped to see the things he pointed out.  All too soon it seemed, he motioned time to return to the surface.  Back through the jellyfish and onto the sting-free safety of the boat.  Luckily we did not see jellyfish at any other stop, so I did not miss out on any snorkeling.  Chris said he got a couple stings on his face, the only exposed area he had, and not much there with the mask and snorkel.  At least we never encountered any of the deadly jellyfish varieties.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

purple staghorn coral

My daughter’s husband, Aaron, took a lot of great underwater photos on this trip.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

plate coral

Lots of different varieties of coral and fish.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

fish & coral

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

more fish & coral

Giant Clams.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

giant clam

Turtles too.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

sea turtle

We loved our cruise on the Reef Encounter and I would thoroughly enjoy visiting the Great Barrier Reef again.

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Snorkling the Great Barrier Reef

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

staghorn and other coral

Snorkeling over multicolored corals of many varieties feels somewhat like looking down on a living fireworks display.  The Great Barrier Reef certainly lives up to the name great, with many varieties of fish and coral to see.   Such a vast reef would take far more time to explore than the average vacationer has, but with a stay on the small cruise ship, Reef Encounter, for a couple nights we got to see several different places.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

hard coral

When it came time to hand out the snorkel gear, I asked if they had the sort of snorkel that does not let water in if you dive under.  They gave me a look usually reserved for the village idiot.  Seriously, I said, such a thing exists, we used them in Hawaii.  Perhaps they have them now, as this happened several years ago, but at that time they had not heard of them.  Still eying me like a crazy lady,  they passed me a normal 2-way snorkel that you have to blow the water out of if you dive under.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Lois & Chris snorkeling

The reef cruise and snorkeling was the highlight of our trip to Cairns. My son, Chris, mainly dove, but he did some snorkeling.  My daughter Sheri set up this trip for us, and her husband Aaron came along as well.  He brought an underwater camera and took some great photos.  Sheri used it some too.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Plate Coral

Some of the types of coral we saw in addition to multitudes of staghorn coral included plate coral, brain coral,

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Brain Coral

soft coral

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

soft coral

and hard coral.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

hard coral with giant clam

Brightly colored fish in a variety of shapes and sizes call the coral home.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

fish on the coral reef

One day Sheri found a turtle.   Another time we had to swim over a small reef shark to get back to the boat.  It posed no threat though, and stayed well below us in the deep spot where the boat anchored.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Sheri pets a turtle

People are not allowed to touch the coral, which keeps it healthy and beautiful.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

reef fish

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

staghorn coral with small fish

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Aaron Snorkeling

Reef Encounter Cruise

going snorkeling

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Reef Encounter

snorkel & dive on Australia's Great Barrier Reef

Reef Encounter

Walking down the dock in Cairns on a sunny Australian morning we found the boat that would take us out to the Great Barrier Reef.  Not time to board yet, we waited around on the dock.  Two sorts of people began to gather near the ship.  Those with just a beach bag, often dressed in swimsuits, and people more like us wearing street clothes and carrying luggage of some variety whether suitcase or backpack. Then some people who worked on the boat started getting things ready for people to get on.  Watching them made me wonder what it would be like to work on a cruise ship. Those who would love to work on a cruise ship can find out about tourism programs via online accredited colleges.

Day trips on the Great Barrier Reef

Compass Boat - our ride to the reef

Once on board, crewmen stowed the luggage in a rack and sent the beach-bag people upstairs to the open seating on the top deck while the rest remained seated around the tables below.  Turns out that the Compass boat did double duty, taking overnight guests and supplies out to the Reef Encounter, which rarely comes in to Port, while also taking day-trippers out to the reef.

After getting underway, we filled out the necessary paperwork while anticipating

no view through the luggage

On the Glass Bottom Boat (full of luggage)

several days of snorkeling, or in my son’s case, diving on the reef.  They explained some of what to expect, including the option of a beginner’s diving lesson for people who would like to give diving a try.  Chris said most people have their first dive in a swimming pool, so the Great Barrier Reef certainly seems like a grand improvement on that for a first dive ever.

Finally we met up with the Reef Encounter.  While part of the crew got the day trippers in the water for some snorkeling, others loaded all the luggage into a glass-bottomed boat.  The luggage hid the glass bottom part so once all the people got in, it just became transportation to transfer us to the other boat.  The people just arriving grouped up on some couches for information and instructions while those about to leave had lunch.

Reef Encounter, Great Barrier Reef Australia

going snorkeling

We had our chance for lunch later, after they took note of any dietary needs or preferences anyone might have.

After giving unobstructed rides to the day trippers, the glass-bottomed boat returned for the departing guests.  Then we had a chance to dive or snorkel.  They offered wet suit rentals for a nominal fee.  John and I rented them, Sheri and Aaron did not.  Chris had brought his own.  The water there is warm, but besides adding buoyancy, the suits would give some protection against jellyfish, should we happen across any.  We had seen stinger suits at shops in Cairns, but declined to purchase them.

I signed up for the optional beginner’s dive with an instructor, but that would not take

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

staghorn coral

place until another day.  They encouraged everyone to take the noodle floater things, but that was the only time I did so.  I found it more in the way than helpful.  Warm salt water is quite buoyant anyway, so it did not take a strong swimmer to stay afloat.

After about half an hour or so they called everyone back on board and the boat got

underway for the next stop.  It moves around to different spots on the reef and has about 6 snorkel and dive sessions each day.  One is a night dive, no snorkeling.  Chris tried that for something different, but said he liked day dives better because he could see a lot more.  One of the crew went out on the night dive in his birthday suit, apparently a tradition for their 100th dive as crew.  Probably better done at night from all sides, all the better not to see or be seen.

Breakfast came buffet style, other meals served plated.  Besides the three daily homestyle meals, they also served a late evening dessert.  Between snorkel stops and meals, there wasn’t a whole lot of time for other things, but they did have some board games and books for time fillers if needed.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Aaron snorkeling

If someone had the money and didn’t want to come on the other boat, they have the option of helicopter transport.  The boat had a landing pad on the top deck.  Also a fancy cabin, and the “topdecker” couple who came in by helicopter stayed up there never to be seen by the rest of us, even at mealtime.

The majority of people stayed just one night, but we stayed two.  The other boat comes daily bringing people and supplies, so people can vary the length of their stay to suit their own needs.  I love snorkeling, but staying forever was not an option.  I recommend snorkel socks (available at dive shops) for anyone planning a voyage that includes multiple snorkel sessions to prevent the fins from rubbing sores onto tender feet.

On the return trip to Cairns, the Compass boat makes a stop for one last chance to dive or snorkel, and also offers the opportunity for boom netting.

Great Barrier Reef, Australia

boom netting on the Compass boat

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